Kitty Will

I am writing about our adventures together, so make it good.

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I LOVE writing custom filthy stories 4 my clients as long as they accept i don't create delicious smut 4 free. I know u want it, so pay up!

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#4thOfJuly Goin' agro in juicy LA traffic, heading for the edge with The Man, The Dog, & Metallica.

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Diamonds or pearls?

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I thought the headline read "ricki lake ESCAPES!" Whoops.

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Some wooly mammoth's were blonde.

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What is your first thought when you wake?

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I'm deathly afraid of birds, but every time I take an "animal spirit guide" test, it says I'm an owl, a crow, or some other feathered thing.

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Twitter is trying to spread vicious rumors that I intend to take a trip in an RV....

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Sprinklers in the midnight wind...

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Spending my day writing catalogue descriptions for naughty grown-up toys!

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Why so many sirens tonight?

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It had big teeth and toxic spit, and was apparently hiding in my sweater.

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If you're going to draw my blood, you're going to have to let me lie down on the table and give me candy when you're done.

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You know... Alice In Wonderland is a nice little story, but I bet she was completely stressed out the entire time down the rabbit hole.

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It is so difficult to pack for an outdoorsy weekend. How can you be cute when you have to wear boy scout clothes and bug spray.

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@Badwench73 I'm following Rington's... looks divine!

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Santorum = Satanum

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Santorum wants to ban porn.

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It's National Condom Day so stock up and get busy!

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@Badwench73 I think they used dishwater for my tea. Yucky. It's not a lot to ask, but it might be worth the air plane ticket to Yorkshire.