Cara Mae Folkert

Curiosity killed the Cara.

[trash jones @jzux]

me on january 1: this year is gonna be all about balance

me on january 17: maybe if i drink enough coffee i’ll just burst into flames

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

Another interesting thing about the media coverage of incidents in which rich bankers commit millions of felonies over more than a decade, is that no one points out the names of the executives who commit the crimes. It's like something called "Wells Fargo" magically does it.

[sam parker @samprkr]

senate gop in its 2014 justgirlythings tumblr era I see

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Parking eight deer on the roof before breaking and entering isn't very "leave no trace" just saying.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

so we know a lot of y'all are busy dunking on [redacted]

BUT WE ARE HERE TO VERIFY (free) ONE OF NORTH AMERICA’S LARGEST AND RAREST BIRDS IS MIGRATING THROUGH THE CENTRAL FLYWAY AND HAS LANDED IN OKLAHOMA.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

This robot arm is thinking out of the box🤩

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

bro: hey bro the Halloween party is cancelled

me already dressed:

[Michigan's Past @MichiganHist]

Dana Stein Uses The Great Internet Pumpkin At The Ann Arbor District Library - Oct 1997 #AnnArbor News pic (AADL)
https://t.co/7gWlmBxIlB

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

every couple has one

[vg @VitruviusGrind]

Time To Come Clean.

There’s One Reason All Contemporary Architecture Looks Like The House On The Right, Not The One On The Left.

Ghosts.

That’s Right—Every One Of Those Detailed Bits Of Ornament Is A Hiding Spot For Spirits. Modern Architecture Says No More Ghosts.

Simple As.

[21st Century City @urbanthoughts11]

Dress right for hostile architecture

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

outlook: I'm the most powerful office tool ever made. I can search every email you've ever received and keep track of the meetings you have six months from now

me: I would like to still view an attachment after someone replies to the email

outlook: [confused hissing]

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

ok so I’ve gotten a lot of criticism of my attempts to draw realistic birds, but I think I’ve made a breakthrough.

even though they move quickly (and are often obscured by foliage!), I think these are close to 100% accuracy! that being said, I welcome any constructive criticism

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my daily routine is simple. I wake up, drink coffee, and spend all day yearning to get back in bed

[Laura @fairycakes]

My bottle of shampoo is on its 3rd Prime Minister