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Read a book. SATIRE PAGE

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@SaltyGoat17 Meanwhile, the Republicans act like they hate federal overreach. 🤣🤣🥱

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@4thOfJuly365 They will vote out Trump 🤣🥱

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@GoobyMayer @DHSgov @ICEgov Right that’s the funniest part lol and their Twitter is getting so much hate that they keep just spamming their own page. 🤣

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@DHSgov Wait, where’s the picture of the white Canadian guy that was literally one of the largest fentanyl busts in American history?

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@DHSgov @ICEgov No, just after you deploy them, right?

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@elonmusk Elon, you grew up in a segregated South Africa. Go back to your country.

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@PressSec And a pretty large number of those were American veterans, and the administration provided no other place for them to go.

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@WhiteHouse Most of that is being eaten up by tariffs and gas at this point. Nice try though.

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I know it’s hard to believe guys but time limits on Protest are extremely important. The police and first responders have extra staff to help you only during those times!

The federal government secret police are very dangerous so you want to be protesting when you have security

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@PressSec Lmao between tariffs and gas prices it’s still a net negative sweetheart.

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@PressSec The best part is a lot of them were veterans that fought for their country and you guys didn’t provide any other option.

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@DHSgov @POTUS He literally shot down a bipartisan bill so that he could sign an executive order.

But he’s not a king right ? Lmao

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@DHSgov No, you guys will just go deport their family after you ship them off to war!

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#NewProfilePic

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@RCG3211978 @CBSNews They keep posting about that one dude that saved a baby’s life like every law-enforcement is not trained in CPR…

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@CBSNews Well, I guess I won’t be flying home anytime soon, those dudes scare the absolute fucking shit out of me. Watching them murder multiple Americans….

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@PatriotMeLee @washingtonpost Andrew Paul Johnson (child molestation), Andrew Taake (solicitation of a minor), David Daniel (child sexual abuse material), and Theodore Middendorf (sexual assault of a 7-year-old).

Just to name a few 😘

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

As photos of huge crowds at #NoKings events continue to pour in, recall how the White House tried to dismiss the protests in advance: "The only people who care about these Trump Derangement Therapy Sessions are the reporters who are paid to cover them."

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@business Maybe Elon should stop posting political shit so his company and investors feel safe and stable.