Miss Noim

Happy new Mrs. and no longer a Miss but always a Noim. Manager of 3 dogs, a cat and 12 chickens.

[Miss Noim @MissNoim]

@Kristinartz I have a very long and silky haired Main Coon that gets matted easily no matter how much I brush him. So I have to have him groomed every 3-4 months. I attempted it once and he won the fight. Little shit is lucky I adore him so much!

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@AngryWhiteAsian @rickygervais Oh Wolfgang, what beautiful eyes you have!

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@flashback_king @atensnut My MIL was the cutest thing in her little nurses cap. She was so proud of her career!

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@scappaticc54191 @cutecats_____ Wow! What a stunning boy!

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@PaulaKayHell @patriotgirl776 She won’t make it to 75 with such an ugly heart.

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@Georgesantos How old are you?

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@shanesimm83 @MattWallace888 There’s a strain (supposedly) that can be transmitted human to human so “they” say. Media spinning shit as usual.

[Miss Noim @MissNoim]

@kidsmoke79 @JebraFaushay I’ve always hated the name “Calabasas”. Cucamonga too. Why? They just sound creepy to me.

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@fibbsjc @tanpukunokami Every holiday my mom made a Jello salad with strawberry jello, bananas, frozen strawberries, canned pineapple and sour cream. It was as disgusting as it sounds!

[Miss Noim @MissNoim]

@eveforamerica My son had long black hair down to his butt (he is 6’9”. It was gorgeous, but he cut it off about two months ago and it really made me sad. I was pissed that he didn’t donate it.

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@Here_s_Hoping The cotton used back then was so pure and clean. I use the ones given to me by my MIL. It also inspired me to try embroidery and I learned I suck at it. 😞

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@Eman5695 It’s a beauty of a Maine Coon.

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@TaraBull Am I the only one hoping there is a shitload of double stick tape to hold those things up? That top is barely holding on.

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@OliLondonTV Not going to lie, he looks pretty good. Although I don’t care for the over the top PDA.

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@SouthDallasFood I’m blown away by how many people dislike celery! Wow, I love it. I put it in so many dishes and all my smoothies. It helps with my stomach issues. Calms things down there. Homemade cream of celery soup is one of my favorite meals. Only veg I don’t like is okra. Shit ass seeds.

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@JebraFaushay I love flirting back with older gentleman. They are completely harmless and they are usually very sweet with compliments. They don’t want to jump in bed with you, they are just flirting. No harm done. My 95 YO FIL flirts with every decent female he sees and I love that for him.

[Miss Noim @MissNoim]

@GregorioSh64773 Girl, you did not “design” the bullnose. That shit has been around forever!! I don’t even mind the glass tile on the wall but that floor looks awful.

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@emilyjobot He doesn’t want anything, he is judging you! This little arsehole does it every night.

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@LangmanVince Bless her heart. I’m just wondering why she is wearing a damn fur coat in the desert and dancing in it. 🥵 Those coats are hot and heavy. I would die.

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@Kit159216556913 @DamonZumbroegel @mamboitaliano__ I spent every summer at Donner Lake growing up and this sign will always make me laugh. Sorry, not sorry.