miss.onyeka

Mrs N 💍 | Sign language enthusiast | Four-eyed | Minding my business | I enjoy my job a little too much

[Enomfon Akpan @mydearenomfon]

Hi women, can you post pictures or talk about your academic achievements? I need some motivation this month.

If you see this tweet, share it so women can see it.

[naijafemalefarmer @naijafemalefama]

Yesterday, Chinese Ambassador to Nigeria posted on Twitter that Nigerians can now export cow bones duty-free to China.

Under the comment sections, some Nigerians were asking the ambassador to tell them what they are using the cow bones for😁

Some were telling the ambassador to tell his people to come and setup the processing facility here in Nigeria, so they can create jobs.

Funny people. I laughed at our inability to do simple Google search.

As a livestock farmer and Agro commodities trader, I already know the uses of cow bones.

And about building a factory here in Nigeria? Nigerians are the ones to do it, but sadly everyone is building hotels😁

Let me tell you a few uses of cow bones.

Here are 4 major uses of cow bones you can mention in your content;

✍🏻Bone meal fertilizer: Cow bones are processed into bone meal, rich in phosphorus and calcium, used to improve soil fertility.

They prefer this to fertilize their soil not the chemical sold to our rural farmers.

✍🏻Animal feed supplement: Processed bone meal can be used as a mineral supplement in livestock feed, especially for calcium and phosphorus.

We use this for chicken feed, pig, and fish feed production.

Verify the price per kg and you’ll be shocked.

✍🏻Gelatin production: Cow bones can be processed to extract gelatin, used in food, pharmaceuticals, capsules, and cosmetics.

Just imagine the volume of cow bones wasting in your village?

Pharmaceuticals companies are paying billions of dollars to buy it from those processing it.

And I believe those Chinese companies will focus more on this.

It is big money wasting away in Africa because we don’t know anything about value addition.

✍🏻Activated carbon / bone char: Burnt bones can produce bone char, used in filtration, sugar refining, and water purification.

Pause here and think deeply with me. They use bone char for water purification in their country.

But they produce capsules and sell to us for water purification😳

Let’s not blame them. We take responsibility.

Now, let’s be honest. This is a golden opportunity for us. Let’s export the cow bones and cash out.

Also, let’s learn how to process the cow bones locally and export the finish product too.

If I tell you now that chicken feed producers in Nigeria import bone meal, you won’t believe. Research it yourself.

A ton of bone meal is around $200 - $750 currently.

Bro, just imagine earning over $200 from wastage thrown around our local markets in Africa.

Business opportunity for you. Do your research and see how you can position to serve this market

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

I feel that akara is the least appreciated member of her family.
Despite getting many degrees hot in groundnut oil uni, all she gets is onions . Some add pepper, just to make her feel like a hot babe.
Well, at least, she appears on the front page of magazines and newspapers.

My issue is why Moi-moi gets all the eggs, fishes and gets called twice on any occasion. What’s special about moimoi that you get her matching in green leaves aso ebi? They even drive her in a new model can-ry , while flaunting and saying, ‘’ can your can ever can? ‘’.

When are you people going to even allow akara inside small chops?
Yes, it’s my beansness.

[Wolfie 🐺 @TheIgboWolf]

Gossip has a time frame, if i call you and you no pick.

E fit no sweet again, cause I go don mature by then and mature people don't gossip.

[THE DANIEL MAKINDE @_MKDOFFICIAL]

Dear writers and non-writers,

Not every " — " is from ChatGPT.

Thank you.

[miss.onyeka @MissOnyeka]

@kingwhsam Not a founder, but Gamma AI is really good for presentation

[king Berry karter, MBA @kingberrykarter]

Yesterday, before I came back from office, my wife had made, a nicely cooked beans, with plantain and fried fish…

I was still at work when I posted about it with excitement, as it flashed through my mind.

But that wasn’t all, she also made turkey stew…cos we’ll both be going to work this morning, and I came back to a clean house…does that mean she’s a stupid slave?

This morning she was still asleep, when I took her work dress, ironed em, boiled rice, and packaged it, so we’d both have lunch for work…(with the stew she made)-does that make me a stupid weak man?

Many of you want a happy relationship, without putting in the very least effort required to make a happy home...

Find a partner who cherishes you and whom you cherish in return, so that supporting each other feels not like a burden, but a shared responsibility and commitment…

[. @notdawitch]

grew up in the best era to be a kid and the worst era to be an adult 🫠

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

A shark washes up the shores - Eat it!!!
Interracial marriage - Client!!!
Spotify DM’s - Client!!!
Grok - Undress this person!!!
Sees a queue - Jump it!!!
Foreign investors - Siphon the funds!!!
Cake fest - Grab as much as you can!!!
Social amenities/ Public treats (eg a bank has sweets in bowls) - Pack all of it to your house!!!!

It’s called being “sharp” but we’re a greatly disruptive, destructive and depraved people.

And if you think about it, our leaders are just a representation of the people we are (no matter how we feel about it) because the first instinct of the average Nigerian is seek a way to exploit- every damn system.

Due process is only for fools.
Empathy is only for the slow.
You must get ahead, by hook or crook, take advantage where people are trusting or laid back. Use every tool you have to disrupt civility; whether it is to stand in front of a plane about to take off because of your office, or break into spaces where people from saner climes don’t have their guards up and swindle them because you’re “smart”.

“Naturally” they are “mugus” because they trusted you with simple human decency and you’re“smart” because you see trust and read it as foolery. But do you know what other group thrives off “survival of the fittest”? Animals in the wild!

You’re not smart, you’re just primal.

[CD2 @__CD2]

70 spoons fit dey this basket make you no see 1 when you wan chop😂

[Oma 😊 @Oma_GuGu]

When in doubt, wear black 🥰😌🖤

[Turner👽 @lfghenry]

Chill and reserved - Na me.
Too good to be true - Na me.
Bad/wicked beyond imagination- Na still me.

[miss.onyeka @MissOnyeka]

@grangerpr_ It depends.

I'll say train current employees for evolving roles and hire more talents for niche or leadership roles that are hard to develop internally. If you can train existing talents to handle them, then train.

[GrangerPRFirm @grangerpr_]

If your team is talented but tired, don’t hire more.
Fix the flow.
Structure scales better than headcount.

[saturn’s PR agent @divinatorydoll]

basically you’re supposed to use it in place of a comma and a coordinating conjunction (which can be remembered with the acronym FANBOYS)

instead of writing “i’m in a good mood, so i’ll do it” you would write “i’m in a good mood; i’ll do it”

[Purple💜 @_shalommmm]

cramps are new every month. could be waist pain this month, next, your thighs, next, your back, next, your teeth, next your feet.
make it stop !

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

Hi guys. 25K!
Like, RT, tag your friends.
NOWWWWW.
#theynotlikeus

[Damian, Anastasia Onyinyechi @Stacemelda]

𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄🥳🥳

Subjectively Speaking: A Short Story Collection of Inanimate Narratives is now live.

It’s a playful, thoughtful, and slightly chaotic collection of stories told from the perspective of everyday objects.

[GrangerPRFirm @grangerpr_]

Neglecting Customer Experience (B) kills 60% of brands. Your brand exists to serve your customers; if their experience with you is less than pleasant, they will not come back, which will result in negative customer retention and plummeting sales. Let's prioritise CX!

[hajiya. @jibril__hajarah]

Some family members may not be able to contribute financially to weddings, graduations, funerals, or other gatherings—but they show up with their hands and their hearts. Don’t overlook the uncle who doesn’t give money but ensures the cow is properly slaughtered.