LorrieJett✌🏻

I love my iphone 7 I am short, fiesty and country.

[RednecksNews @RednecksNews]

This video never gets old. 😂😂😂

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[watching the Olympic Opening Ceremonies on the DVR]

Me: Look at what they're lighting.

5-year-old: It's the Goblet of Fire!

[LorrieJett✌🏻 @MissShortone19]

Cause you are our childhood 💕💕🤓😍 https://t.co/hrcyo4Igeq

[Harry Potter World @PotterWorldUK]

"You are my childhood."

[Harry Potter World @PotterWorldUK]

Ron teaching Hermione to skip rocks.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: *slides a curly fry on her finger like a ring*

Me: Are you married?

5: I'm Frodo.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 3-year-old called a giraffe a "tree horse" and now I have to update Wikipedia.

[Terms of Capricorn @CapricornTerms]

#Capricorns will do anything for anyone but once youve crossed them they will hang you out to dry by any means necessary.

[🌟 (ROXY) @ButFirstRoxy]

All hail...the greatest Big Brother Puppet Masters of all time! #bb19

[Giovonny Bland @_gbland_]

Raven: " I was the puppet master, pulling strings"

Everyone watching Big Brother. #BB19

[LorrieJett✌🏻 @MissShortone19]

Why is she even still in the house? Everything thrown to you, broken foot and shit talked everyone behind their backs. Gtfo. #BB19

[LorrieJett✌🏻 @MissShortone19]

Worst speech ever; bitch everything was thrown to u, if not u would've never sent anybody home or been HOH. 🙄 #bb19

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

This is my favorite picture on the internet

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Do you want to get a job someday?

5-year-old: I don't want to be sad.

[EvelDick @EvelDick]

Xmas is a bitch... talking down to Josh EVEN THOUGH HE IS RIGHT and she is completely WRONG! #BB19

[Big Brother Daily @BB_Updates]

Bobby DR- It (the friendship bracelet) is also going to remind me that these people are idiots and should have got Paul out week one #BB19

[Ramses Soto @TheBBHomie1]

This sums up Kevin in a 4 second clip🤣🤣 I freaking love this guy LMAO #BB19 #BBKevin https://t.co/nFiB44V424