Hannah💫

here because my diary doesn’t have a comment section or memes🫪

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

I will reveal my right big toe when we hit 100 followers🤙🏻🔥

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@Gkay06_ Are you fat, sweaty and on discord?

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

„Would you rather be given $1,000,000 or get $10 for every push up you do forever?“

[Matt @MattLivesWell]

Would you rather be given $1,000,000 or get $10 for every push up you do forever?

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@ohsoleon He’s in your head it’s already too late

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@kirawontmiss I have his mum at home in the form as boots and a handbag

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@visegrad24 Wtf is happening to Europe???

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@NewsNaija_ I don’t have the resources though

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

Real question:

When will AI cure cancer? I mean at this point it can’t be much longer right?

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@hawu_iscathulo @ayeejuju Imagine a crowded place where someone is doing that over your shoulder or so

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@ploocki Smack all your teeth out so they can’t bill you for anything

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@offtheraiIs I think „buying“ is false

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

Just had a haircut and I now look like a little gay boy wearing a wig

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@JennyGray101 You are doing gods work

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@blackwrxith_ And what will lube on the outside of your asshole do for you?

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

I smell bullshit from a mile away

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

We rent our spare room on Airbnb to make some extra money. This week, Bruna, a 19 year old Brazilian student, is staying with us

My wife works late, and yesterday Bruna noticed I hadn’t eaten, so she made dinner for both of us

Western women really could learn a lot about how to treat a man properly

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@Dexerto People are stupid

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@nintendogr1 You are not supposed to eat the birds

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@kanavtwt AI will replace us all in every way

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@temporarysolxce The famous wristbreaker 2000

[Hannah💫 @MissSideEye]

@WarMonitor3 Oh no Nuclear Winter is coming