uthinkuknowme

Loving life to the best of my ability

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After entering your weight and type of beverage, an iPhone app (BAC Alcohol Calculator) can tell you exactly how drunk you are.

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@HaveBSR no, YOU already know ;)

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Sucks I can't go to #BSRFridays cause I live too far away! One day though! @HaveBSR

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@snooki not true, he will get there I promise. Keep your head up girl.

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I need to take my ass to sleep.

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@babybob420 you are ON ONE tonight

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@BabyBob420 oh yeah. Never doubted it.

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@BabyBob420 lol don't get caught.

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@BabyBob420 I don't know to quote tweets. But you just both get in one section of the rotating door. Stay near the inside wall.

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@BabyBob420 you win.

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@BabyBob420 how you gonna #OneUp me like that #rotatingdoortothehotelsex

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Smh hahaha

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#hotelbathroomsex

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She let me hide my weed in her titties

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Please. Please Duracell. Not tonight. I'm counting on you. #tryingtobefaithful

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@BabyBob420 right?? Where are you staying?

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@BabyBob420 I'm holding you to it. I wouldn't come to Colorado and not see you.