Miss Use

Card-carrying: pinko, commie, liberal, atheist, gun-toting, LGBT-friendly, unnaturally blonde gal. I can pierce your plenum with a single tweet.

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@LeftwingAtheist Sure, just practicing apologetics. When it doesn't happen today, I'll say we ACTUALLY celebrate armageddon on the weekend!

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@LeftwingAtheist It's not the 21st in Guatemala yet. The Mayans: not global thinkers.

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When does Phase II of the War on Christmas begin in earnest? And how do we get our tanks and infantry to the North Pole?

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@godDNE @GodlessAtheist Theists are offended by atheism. Are atheists giving offense or are theists taking it?

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@GodlessAtheist Now,now. BOTH are protected speech. It's just that one kind is the kind you hate to protect...

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I genuinely want theists to know the relief of life without cognitive dissonance. It seems hard to believe because it's made up. #thatsokay

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I genuinely want theists to know the freedom of not having to pretend to believe things we know aren't true.

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I genuinely want theists to know the joy of not worrying about being good enough for God. #atheism

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Here's why I like to talk about atheism: the day I finally stopped trying to believe was one of the happiest days of my life. #atheism

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@BenBlazr @weakSquare Would you kindly point to the relevant statutes on idolatry in UK law?

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"Another food I've never eaten is oysters. I'm not a fan of eating any food that is still attached to it's house." - Karl Pilkington

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You don't even have to tell the kids that it's TRUE. Any sane human can see that it's true just by thinking for a few minutes.

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Oh, what a nicer place the world would be if comprehension of evolution by natural selection were an educational requirement in the U.S.

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@GSpellchecker @wharf99rat Evolution by natural selection isn't a hypothesis, it's an INEVITABILITY, assuming you believe in cause & effect.

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@keegolicious @GSpellchecker Dick move, God. DICK MOVE.

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@LeftwingAtheist Surprised he didn't also ask us to set them on fire so he can smell them burning. God likes to smell burning flesh. A lot.

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New blog post: How Prayer Works http://t.co/7IUrUBRE

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"Jingle Bells", "White Christmas", "Deck the Halls", "Rudolph...", "Frosty...", "O Tannenbaum". Mentions of Jesus's birth: 0

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For such a religious holiday, you'd think the songs for Christmas would have a lot more Jesus in them.