Prank idea: set up an Italian resto anywhere with a lotta italians and name it "Uncle Juanolini's" but all the menu items there are very clearly all just Filipino versions of all those dishes. We then claim these are "traditional dishes from the Italian province of Caloocané"
Boomer at the Food Lion went out of her way to steal my parking spot. Clearly she failed to notice that my social battery was drained all the way to fucking zero
me: hey brain could we not do a stress dream tonight pls?
brain: sure thing, boss. one extremely vivid sex dream with someone you're not allowed to have sex with coming right up!
I’m convinced Tom holland has so many haters bc his sheer existence disproves all of the red pill bullshit they peddle. Like yeah, he’s a 5’8 ballerina who got his start on Broadway, speaks openly about addiction and mental health, treats all the women around him respectfully etc