Kevin Bates

Engineers. For when management fails.

[Kevin Bates @Mistabates]

My current view of sellotape.

Merry Christmas

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@AlistairStone7 @LozzaFox @BBC Careful.......🤣

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Mumble Mumble

Pick a wicket keeper........

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Proper bloke who did a proper job

A man.

[Baron Von Kessler @Christo03770888]

If you know who this is you’re ok with me…..

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@AngryBritain Tax = Good
Taxpayers = Bad

Good evening fellow human 👍🏻

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@wozaboxa @Nathanmatthies3 He wouldn't be the first though, would he Woz?

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@WeoleyHillCC @alex_bann

We need to put a tracker on Bucky

[Pub Curmudgeon 🌸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍻 @oldmudgie]

The Perkin Warbeck Spoons in Taunton is absolutely massive. It manages to have ground-floor toilets, but you still need to take supplies if heading there from the front of the pub.

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@wozaboxa @jda1875 Sorry for the delay.
I can't be bothered

Josh plays hockey and chops his arm off when trimming trees. He knows nothing of cricket.

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I'm looking at you, @alex_bann

[Pub Curmudgeon 🌸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍻 @oldmudgie]

Going to be spending a few days in Taunton later this month - any pub recommendations? From memory not the greatest of pub towns.

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Can I backdate this to 2nd September 2001?

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Could you do it?

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@JSambrooks @ThatsSoVillage Good God NO!

I like the Spanish, why would I upset them?

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@tayne500 @fesshole This is the only correct answer 👍🏻

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Las Vegas > Blackpool

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

What’s the best thing America has that England doesn’t?🤔

[Kevin Bates @Mistabates]

Andrés Segovia
Julian Bream.

You lot will need Google.

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

Thoughts on this list?
Who’s missing?

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@wozaboxa @mynameismrjrb @kev_Bell_ Twinned with.....?

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@wozaboxa @WeoleyHillCC **assembles politbureau **

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@wozaboxa @Greekbluenose Bigot.

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@AngryBritain £200 off your energy bills.
£600 on your tax bill.