Alex Ford

Hold my beer, I have an idea.

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

You know when ppl cheer you up they say "youre beautiful on the inside"? Well I just saw my xrays and Im in fact not beautiful on the inside

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

@drinkgaragebeer free the tallboys

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

@drinkgaragebeer If I had a dollar for every time a beer made me think that I could get rich quick, I wouldn't need your million dollars.

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

@drinkgaragebeer @JasonKelce I got a case of garage beer and couldn't put it down. Now I need to get another case for the OSU game tomorrow

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

@RLPurnell "Wrap you to a chair in plastic wrap and leave you there for a day like during the Dexter reenactment video."

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

@RLPurnell Option B: Wear oven mits at all times.

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

@NDahler82 Have you you tried turning it off and on again?

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

Now they're getting outplayed. Sell the team

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

Ohio State was out-coached, not outplayed. Fire everyone except Hartline.

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

Fire Jim Knowles immediately

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

@Sadiex3Hawkins @fwong Hello, I hope life is bringing you all the kismet energy you deserved. You're a good human being amd I hope you know these facts. Keep on keeping on. The world will provide for you.

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

@RLPurnell Is that why my neighbors don't like me?

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

Dennis Nedry is my hero

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

The Danny Phantom theme had no right going so hard

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

@brainxcriminal Let's all move to Michigan

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

Cutting my hair after 2.5 years. What should I go for?

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

It's official, @joshuagates is taller than me.

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

@InAmberMatt Cheated

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

@InAmberMatt

[Alex Ford @Mister___F]

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