Satan

Created by God, but not in his image

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Teach a man to pray, and he will die praying for a fish

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@davrus28876 Damn...

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

Unsurprisingly, apologists have a lot of apologizing to do.

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@MWWatHome @g1rad Because I unlike him, I don't look like runny turd in a litter box.

[David C. Smalley @davidcsmalley]

@emeryemeryii I told my mom about @luciferspizza and she asked if they had angel hair pasta.

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@MWWatHome @g1rad Ooh! My turn! I want my mind read!

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@trishmc1958 @g1rad You make for a good comedian, my dear child.

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@AtheismIsBad4u Thanks! I'll let him know :)

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@AtheismIsBad4u I showed this to God & he said he couldn't care less. What should I tell him?

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@aigkenham I prefer secular universities myself, you know?

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@dalejenkins

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@jeremy_a_hodges Rats, foiled again. I thought for sure I could convince you to come join the dark side with that one. ☹️

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@jeremy_a_hodges I showed this to God & he said he couldn't care less. What should I tell him?

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@AuthorConfusion God punched me in the gut the day I asked why he couldn't have painted the sky magenta

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@AtheismIsBad4u @davidcsmalley You can always call back.

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@AtheismIsBad4u You should call The Atheist Experience or Talk Heathen sometime. They're non-profit call-in shows that air every Sunday.

You could also contact @davidcsmalley about being a guest on his podcast.

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@AtheismIsBad4u Nope God was created by his parents.

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@AtheismIsBad4u Yeah, the reality is God created the human mind, the universe, & it's natural laws He didn't create reality itself. As far as moral laws go, he didn't create them. He got his moral opinions from his parents.

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@INDlVlDUALIST I'll let you know after my high subsides.

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@DesiClovesJesus He didn't create reality, my child. He created the universe and all within it. Reality is eternal & cannot be created nor destroyed.

[Satan @MisterDevil_666]

@DesiClovesJesus And then there's God's opinion vs. objective reality