Greg Vicario

The chest is where the heart is. Duh ✌️

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

Hi @UPSHelpDpt I paid to upgrade 1Z13K765YN31860073 and now it's in limbo with no date, prob taking longer than it ever would have. please help!

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

Hi @UPSHelpDpt I paid to upgrade 1Z13K765YN31860073 and now it's in limbo with no date, prob taking longer than it ever would have. please help!

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

I love #broadchurch but all that #dramz in that tiny town? 😜

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

It's like #literallyablizzard #myliterallywasaliterally

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

So want do all u sheep make with your #blizzard2016 bread milk and eggs? Like for real? You only need liquor #crazywhitepeople

[Alex Costa @AlexCosta]

After watching #MakingaMurderer, I did more research and signed this petition to help Steven Avery! https://t.co/BUmvN6bb7V via @Change

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

The reason why I can't sleep #MakingAMurderer #netflixbinging

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

#youknowyouregettingold when you watch a movie and realize at the end that you've already seen it 😩 #comedian

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

If I have to hear one more fucktard say that it doesn't feel like the holidays because its not cold, I'm going to cut a bitch #warmChristmas

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

The one day a year I can yell Jesus Christmas! And not feel guilty #cursing #funnyguy #hashtag #christmas

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

Trying to shop on Christmas is to getting #chickfila on Sundays #firstworldproblems #singlepeopleproblems #LonelyChristmas 😜

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

@MisterGregP thank god that other clown isn't around. #bolaris ? Ugh

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

I'm surprised that #hurricaneschwartz hasn't tried to convince us yet that where will be snow tomorrow. #philly #phillyweather

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

And what makes him so special? https://t.co/Qeh2uWUqGx. #RobertDowneyJr

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

@MisterGregP I failed

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

No bartender, I wasn't shitting nor throwing up in the bathroom. I was simply trying to create a #vine about how stupid your faucets are :)

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

I used to #loveapple but the #iphone6plus or any #iphone6 is pure fucking shit sitting on the ledge of my toilet bowl. #thatisall

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

I love a good steak but I try not to eat horseradish because horses are high in cholesterol. So i've heard.. #joke #comedian

[Greg Vicario @MisterGregP]

@Starbucks can u PLEEEEZZZZZE PUT A #sbux in phoenixville pa?? They just built all new shops for you :) love, Greg 😘✌🏻️