Paul Wright

Sufferer of @LutonTown, @NorthantsCCC. Lover of very dubious music, bad jokes and bad takes on life, mainly food. Big supporter of Mental Health issues.

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

Hi everyone. 👋 Just wanted to say thanks for everyone who checked in with me over the past few days. Amazed anyone missed me to be honest. ❤️

Been having a bad relapse of depression, bit of a health issue and problems with my Twitter account.

How are you lot doing?

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

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[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@Andysbrett Devastating is maybe a trifle over the top for a restaurant closing. I miss the days of proper journalism.

You are correct as ever, haven't been to Romford TC, been to Romford quite often for a night out. It's somewhat lively.

[That’s So Village @ThatsSoVillage]

long live village cricket

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@Andysbrett Good Morning Mr Brett. Unfortuately the phrase " Drive Thru" destroyed me, I can't take any more. Acronyms are silly, mainly used by tiresome people who think they are clever but aren't.

Indeed, it's only 6 weeks until Winter starts properly, as the evenings begin to draw in.

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@AdrianBryan42 Television is winning this weekend.

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@AdrianBryan42

There's a food review programme on tomorrow night which will tickle your highly dubious taste buds.

Channel 5 at 17:00.

Wetherspoons v Toby Carvery*: Which is better?

* A sticky carpet derby.

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@AdrianBryan42 @WHATSFORDlNNER

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@Andysbrett They don't. Woolworths was excellent.

But unfortunately most things are worst these days.

It's Pick and Mix. I will not tolerate the shortening of words.

Unless it's on a text message. Even then it's undesirable.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Fantastic advice.

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@Andysbrett That's good to know.

Woolworths was very good back in the day. But Pick and Mix never appealed to me.

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@Andysbrett I thought you would prefer the multiple Sex Shops between Peterborough and Lincoln.

I have never had Fizzy Cola bottles, pick n mix annoyed me, due to the spelling of and.

Thanks for the tip . about Pringles about B & M. I might need 20 showers to cleanse afterwards.

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@AdrianBryan42 @WHATSFORDlNNER I worry about your food tastes, my dear old thing.

That's merely pig swill.

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@cbHatternew @Andysbrett Online stuff is always the best stuff.

Even when it isn't, you don't have to deal with the frightful hoi polloi.

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@Andysbrett It's a eye sore and a concrete carbuncle. I have never owned a suitcase, but don't carry chopped up corpses around.

I was never a fan of such items of confectionary. I prefer proper sweets. But the fact that a tube of crisps is often around £2, is sickening.

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@Andysbrett Good afternoon Andrew. Lovely day before Winter returns tomorrow.

The trouble is far too many people are stupid.

That's it in a nutshell.

I miss the days when Pringles were a pound. 😢

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@steveyoung91574 @LTFC_Dave I did think being burnt alive was maybe a trifle harsh.

Joking aside, the club need to stop giving average and/or injury prone players, long term contracts.

[What is Zak Crawley doing? @ZakCrawleyFan]

Hundreds this calendar year:

Zak Crawley: 0
Ricky Ponting: 0
Virat Kholi: 0

Sir David Attenborough: 1

A generational talent 🌟

[Paul Wright @MISTERPDW]

@AdrianBryan42 @WHATSFORDlNNER That's less food,more of a disgrace to humanity.

I was forced to eat Jellied Eels when I first moved to that there London, I was sick after two mouthfuls.

That's what she said as well. 😂

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@pigeon_island @Ascot Good Morning. 1:45 Politely 2:20 Hickory 2:55 Valedictory 4:40 Cajetan. Thanks. #PigeonSwoop4