Michael Roiff

Producer - Waitress, In Your Eyes, Save The Date.

[LAT Entertainment @latimesent]

Commentary: Broadway hasn't always shown up for female fans. A surprise smash proved their power https://t.co/ZufY9jI9fL

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

Not sure what kind of friends this hedge fund manager has but I, for one, notice all of the antisemitism. All of it. I noticed when a white male classmate asked if my family celebrated Thanksgiving when I was a kid as if being Jewish made me not quite American and I notice today.

[Maya Bodnick @MayaBodnick]

Hedge fund manager: "My business friends only notice antisemitism when it comes from a woman of color.”

https://t.co/zExMOkXARB

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

https://t.co/ADxODA3v6V

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

While hoping everyone is ok, might I ask if the lack of critical judgment associated w/ attending an un-distanced & un-masked ceremony to announce your nomination to the highest court of the land during a global pandemic is sufficient to keep you from ascending to that position?

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

Once more from my favorite seat @WaitressMusical

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

I really believe we all ought to treat each other with far more kindness. Unless you try to enter an elevator before the people that are already inside get out. Ain’t no room for that garbage.

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

What a wonderful and wild ride. So grateful for so many people but that’s for later. For now we still have six months to figure out how to get that pie smell out of the seats so we don’t lose our security deposit.

[Playbill @playbill]

Waitress will end its Broadway run: https://t.co/dNPi5U6pGU

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

That thing where your Uber driver is playing Uptown Girl and the car smells of McDonalds and you aren’t sure if you’re dead because this could either be heaven or hell and whatever.

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

Sugar, Butter, Jet-lag...er, I mean, London! So excited for everyone who has worked so hard to make this a reality! Cannot wait to be cheering from the back of the room in a few short hours!!

[Waitress The Musical @WaitressUK]

We’re opening up 💗
It’s almost time for our official opening night! Stay tuned to our feed for some sweet updates from our special night. #WaitressLondon

[Waitress The Musical @WaitressUK]

Take a look at our sweet official photography of #WaitressLondon, the delicious new musical that's now open in London's West End! 💗📷

To find out more and book your tickets, visit https://t.co/woXdpCXdOk

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

Walking down the stairs...
Family cat: “Meow”
Daughter: “I knew you were gonna say that”

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

Love Your Pet Day is trying for people who hope their pets are eaten by coyotes. I mean, I’d assume.

[Waitress The Musical @WaitressUK]

That feeling when it’s your first official preview performance TOMORROW 😲

#WaitressLondon

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

@edecoste22 @MCSnugz @SwimCharlieSwim If you all are in, I’m in. Seriously.

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

@edecoste22 @MCSnugz Um, but, so can we talk about this? This movie wants to be made...

[David Hunter @thedavidhunter]

My old mate’s getting a makeover! #home @WaitressLondon

📸 by @RukayaC_

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

I’m really glad that everyone all up in arms about Congresswoman Tlaib has never heard me respond to Alexa when she doesn’t know how to turn on my lights.

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

@adamshapiro The only counterargument would be a dislike of things that are delicious. Ya know, like “oh yeah, I’d be totally down for that but I don’t like delicious things”.

[Waitress The Musical @WaitressUK]

Priority Tickets for the #WestEnd transfer of the #Broadway smash-hit @WaitressMusical are on sale now, before general release.

ONLY ON @O2. Don't Miss Out.
🎟️ https://t.co/6eDot3uV2H 🎟️

[Michael Roiff @MisterR]

Some men see things as they are and say “if only one person dies, that’s a tragedy that I will work tirelessly to prevent”, I dream of things that never were and rant incoherently...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico. When I left the Island, AFTER the storm had hit, they had anywhere from 6 to 18 deaths. As time went by it did not go up by much. Then, a long time later, they started to report really large numbers, like 3000...