Mr. Ratburn

3rd grade teacher and cake fiend (parody)

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

Ratburn Lives Matter

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

chilling

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@RustAndDusty yes

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

Someone please help me with my finances
Food: $300
Gas: $80
Rent: $400
Cake: $7,867
please help im about to be evicted

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

dont you hate when you cant get lunch with your girlfriend because she didnt do the homework you assigned and you had to give her detention

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@therealundgren mr ratburn says that racial slurs are bad

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@FlyingMator the opening chords to Wouldn't It Be Nice >> the entire cars franchise soundtrack

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

no racial slurs in my class!

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@PeterGriffinAAA stfu i have an mf caboose

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

my mom: the soup is not that hot
the soup:

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@MiaTiaTwins i dont support brad

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@LiLBusterbaxter we may have to elect a new PTA president after this tweet

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@therealundgren @bitzibaxter A+ for George

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@therealundgren @bitzibaxter the arthur community is on the comeup

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

one of my students didn't do his homework so i broke his fucking arm

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@therealundgren i will confiscate any drugs and then smoke them in the teachers lounge with mr haney

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@therealundgren everyone please follow george

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@therealundgren i have been giving out marijuana needles for getting A's on quizzes

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

Binky Barnes has overdosed on marijuana

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@LiLBusterbaxter buster see me after class

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

getting a boner in class is awkward. its even more awkward when youre the teacher

[Mr. Ratburn @misterratburnog]

@LiLBusterbaxter rip to Raj but i'm different