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fka @SconesMortensen

[LSDon @LSDonTV]

Hasan Piker anytime he’s tried to watch TV for the past two months:

[mariotwt confessions @mariotwtconfess]

"this image was in the depths of my hard drive so now you have to see it too"

[DEI speedwagon🌹🇵🇸 〽️ YES on I, NO on 43 @uhshanti]

Bay Area technofascists realize they're in the Bay Area:

[anna melissa 🏀✨ @annamelissa]

😭😭😭😭

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Ken Paxton, you might not like the way he dresses, and I say this, it's so insulting to him, but I might as well say it. You might not like the way he looks. You might not love his television interviews. But he was the best attorney general and that speaks a lot louder than the suit he's wearing that doesn't look so great or than anything, frankly.

[TexasRaptor @ MP @Texas_Raptor]

Jacked off into a menthol dude wipe and my ropes started crackling like a fish fry

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

So it's illegal to have novel theories?? To advance the frontiers of human endeavor???

[Christopher Rixman @ChristoRixman]

Vox just put the whole fucking game in writing: Democratic moderates are deliberately trying to make Hasan Piker politically toxic in order to “open up new lines of attack against his allies.”

One of those allies is Abdul El-Sayed.

Abdul campaigns with Hasan, wins the primary, then comes the pressure: condemn him, disavow him, distance yourself, promise not to campaign with him again. Abdul backs away, and suddenly everyone says, “See? Hasan was a liability.”

Schumer can endorse Abdul while the moderate wing works to discipline the insurgent coalition around him. They lost the primary, so they moved the fight to the people around him.
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[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

Wow! The resolution to condemn DSA moves forward by just 1 vote. What a coincidence that 2 Democrats voted for it. That's the exact number they needed to get it through! The Republicans sure are lucky!

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

crazy experience pumping gas today

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Americans truly haven’t reckoned with the fact that about 30% of the population in our country are the moral equivalent of nazis

[Camdy @Camdycane_]

Scrooge DESTROYES starving liberal child with logic and facts

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Girls is about how when you’re, ahem, say about aged 26, you mistake your own life for a tragedy about a singular and misunderstood genius—when really it’s a comedy about an ordinary idiot. Unfortunately no one who is actually 26 can understand this.

[Kyle Blomquist @BlomquistForMI]

Yesterday, I found out my family's vision policy no longer covers new glasses, then I saw a Palestinian mother and her child gunned down by an Israeli sniper.

[spin 🇺🇸 @spinfisher]

One minute Biden is a doddering old fool and the next he’s the all powerful wizard who is still controlling the United States 588 days later. Amazing man that Joe Biden.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

calling stuff "slop" is merely a form of slopslop. but you aren't ready to have that conversation.

[milk @milkinhisbag]

so close to the anniversary of the greatest tweet ever made

[𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙥𝙮 @_fuckylucky]

I finally had enough and asked this guy why he does this today and he launched into a story about how he crossdresses and becomes Teri sometimes

And I just stood there for a minute and said "i dont understand how that has shit to do with that, but ok"

[madame web charts and updates @madamewebsite]

Over 100,000 copies of Madame Web have been recalled due to contamination with peak.

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

these all just look like normal bashar i need to get my eyes checked. if only there was someone who could do that for me…