Scuba Randy

Adventurer, Squash player, Oilers fan. Traveller, Environmentalist. DIY nerd. Creative omnivore handyman.

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@Lieutenant_Eric Is anybody watching where the boats going?

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@hockeysymposium @JasonGregor In order to enact an offer sheet, the team offering must have a particular number of their own team's original draft picks to offer at certain rounds. The number and caliber of drafts req'd depends on the proposed salary. Oilers are very unlikely to have the draft picks req'd

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@oilrigEDM Nobody is

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@FriedgeHNIC Contracts like this that are so heavily laden with bonuses only go to prove the CRA's case against John Tavares

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@JasonGregor What I would like to know is, did Holloway sign the offer sheet right away, or did he try talking with the Oilers first about a compromise salary?

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@kitty_mox @StLouisBlues If the offer for broberg was anymore, that would trigger higher amounts of compensation rather than the second round pick

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@GuntherEagleman @elonmusk Donald Trump is in love with a communist, named Vladimir Putin

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@Mediocre_trades @matthewiwanyk Up until recently, each summer Edmonton would either get zero, one, or two days that barely reached 30° C. Our summer Highs are substantially hotter for longer duration than in the past

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@JasonGregor NHL will not be dumb enough to impose a minor penalty for crap like this

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@Lowetide Upper arm actually, but yeah

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@GCarabine @ABDanielleSmith Motorcycle insurance cost four times the amount in British Columbia that we pay in Alberta

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@JerryTurin @JasonGregor There will be other opportunities this season for Sam

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@AzorcanGlobal No. And when is he going to get a stick commensurate with his height?

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@nielsonTSN1260 @Lieutenant_Eric He also needs a new umbrella and a new chair

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@archer_rs It would be lovely if you could post a picture of her and her Entourage, preferably in a state of truculence

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@TheophanesRex Water bombers were up at Yellowknife today

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@oilygifs Does he have a name?

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@ABoyNamedSault @SportsnetSpec And goalie equipment was much smaller and covered less area

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@sachardonnay Isn't he banned from attending for the next 10 years?

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@Megohelie1 From the perspective of earth, the sun and the moon appear to be the same size. That this video shows them with a parent different sizes is pretty obvious proof that this video is fake