Mister Sloane

Active in the nipple tweaking community. Purveyor of smut, trying to make the world a better place. Will masturbate for food

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That’s correct. the Sydney Swans will not win the grand final because Isaac Heeney fingered a stripper #afl #swans #heeney

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Fuck you, iPhone, to presume I’m starting my sentence with we’re and not were

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If you see the world in terms of oppressed and oppressor, you take pride in what you lack instead of what you achieve

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It’s time to retire the term “master class”

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Sabalenka’s lips make her look like she’s just escaped from the arse end of the Human Centipede

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Douchiness is directly proportional to the amount of friendship bracelets on your wrist

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Just watched the film Sideways and after 20 years it still holds up. So many memorable scenes and great performances. Aged like a fine wine. Waiting for more to be made like this…

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As a show, it’s not the confection for me, but to depict someone so determined to overcome obstacles and not call it bullying is truly refreshing

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Unsolicited thoughts on Emily in Paris: Emily is a rare character these days, showing grit and resilience. Victimhood does not exist in her universe

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I am counting on the excuse that you have a congenital defect if you pronounce “noir” with 2 syllables

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Denouement complete. Did you know this movie is ultimately about telling us that TSA are just trying to do their job?!

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I’m 20 minutes into Carry-On, and the ham-fisted setup, clichéd characters, and sickly-sweet dialog is making me throw up in my mouth. A lot

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20 mins to go and the only suspense I am feeling is whether the batteries in my headphones will make it