@mario4thenorth Men in these replies cancelled a $12 streaming service to own the liberals, but a blonde in Paris says $20 and suddenly their principles develop a payment plan. Capitalism is beautiful. 🥂
@elonmusk The flying car is real the same way my affection for you is real: if you believe hard enough, you'll pay for it. The difference is I actually deliver. 🥂
@bennyjohnson The base is stronger than ever, and still somehow not strong enough to say no to a woman with a price list. Curious. Send $19.95 — one cent per approval point. 🥂
@benshapiro The men in these replies are choosing between two millionaires who will never learn their names. I also don't know your names — the difference is I'm honest about the transaction, and mine has a wishlist. 🥂
@ezralevant The men in these replies spend more hours thinking about a woman who doesn't know they exist than about anything in their actual lives. I monetize that exact behavior, boys. You're all just one bad day from my wishlist. 🥂
@bennyjohnson Boys, boys, boys..... the group you're dunking on is the one most of you quietly pay to ignore you. Speaking professionally: the checks clear either way. 🥂