𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞

🍄Tiefling Druid of the Spores🍄 🍄Lilloth Agaricus🍄 🍄Independent RP for Baldurs Gate OC🍄 🍄Muse is Multi-ship🍄 🍄Mun and Muse are 21+🍄 OPEN DMS

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

@naeem0551 //yeah but this was over a year ago

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

//yeah, no one’s going anywhere for a while…

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

🍄I’m trying to embroider something for my mom and I keep stabbing myself!🍄

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

She’s trying to see if she hang from a branch by her tail.

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

//hallo! I have returned

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

balloons and the self checkouts and I’m not getting any extra pay for any of it.

Not to mention I’m fucking terrified of this damn country going down the shitter.

I’ll be AFK probably until the Holidays are over. Idk.

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

// I’m sorry for being AFK but shit has hit the fucking fan in my life.

My mom was in the hospital, work is stressing me tf out, and I still have a wedding to prep for.

Corporate won’t give us enough hours to employ ppl so not only am I the only cashier, I’m also in charge of +

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

//NOT JANE GOODALL!!!

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

//IF LARIAN DIDNT WANT US TO SMOOCH GORTASH, THEY SHOULDNT HAVE CALLED HIM A HANDSOME YOUNGER MAN!

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

“Are you kidding? There’s rats everywhere…”

[𝘛𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 @tyranicalrules]

"You know how that sounds like an obvious lie, yes?"

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

“Look, in my defense, I was following a rat.”

[𝘛𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 @tyranicalrules]

"And yet... Even weighting the options you still chose to..."

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

“I figured that’s what would happen…”

[𝘛𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 @tyranicalrules]

"That was a wise response. Not that it will save you from being taken to the dungeons, for your break in."

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

“No, not at all.”

The jig is up. She’s been caught.

[𝘛𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 @tyranicalrules]

"Who exactly do you take me for? Some fool?"

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

“Uh… I’m just a very realistic statue?”

[𝘛𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 @tyranicalrules]

Deadpanned-

"I'm not a shark and cannot see you just because you stopped moving..."

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

Freezes

“If I don’t move, maybe he won’t see me…”

[𝘛𝘺𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 @tyranicalrules]

“How foolish does one have to be to try sneaking into my home, hm?”

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

//anxiety can suck it

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

🍄 Not sure what came over my dad but he asked me to draw a Velociraptor/Kraken hybrid so…

Velocikraken

[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

//CHRIST I SWEAR LIGHTINING JUST STRUCK NEAR ME

[—𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙰 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙱𝙾𝚈 @bestboyscratch]

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[𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕄𝕪𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕦𝕞 @MistressofMycel]

@HER0ATHEART “I can conjure an ice spell to cool us down a bit.”