Mistress Top Tips

Helping submissives and slaves become unforgettable.

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Seriously now! If lockdown doesn't end soon I'm going to turn full vanilla!

#CorruptionOfMarriedMenIsADistantMemory

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Subs! Entertain Mistresses everywhere by emailing them to tell them you are a naughty boy and asking them what they would do to you. They'll appreciate you bigly.

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#TimelyTweet
#retro

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Subs! Help Mistresses to get their tax returns in on time by posting gentle little reminders on message boards. They will be very grateful.

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Florida is much warmer than DC. Oh fuck, how do I delete a tweet?

MEL!!!!?

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Subs! Tell Mistress that you will see her as soon as Lockdown ends. You won't of course, but it helps pass the time, and gives you a warm feeling.

#Didntseeherbeforelockdown

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Subs! Help your fav Mistresses out, RT like a social media whore for them until you can return back to their delicate embrace and tentacle strap ons.
#LockdownLibido
#OhSoNOWMasksAreOK
#AnalVirginAgain

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I'm back Bitches.

No, I have never been called The Donald.

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Let Mistress know that you *finally* managed to cum...by leaving used toilet paper in her loo #BoomYeah #DontFlushBoast

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After disappearing from Earth, return to tell Mistress that your email account was lost, and then disappear again #SheWillBelieveYou

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Subs! Take a paper bag with you to session just in case your new Mistress isn't beautiful enough for your libido. #adonissubs

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Eat chilli the night before your anal play session. Mistress might think those undigested beans are your actual kidneys! #FoodPlayRocks

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@veronica_steam Thank you for your recommendation!

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Subs, enquire enthusiastically about a booking but then disappear from the face of the Earth. #mystery #puzzle #huh?

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A message for the lovely subs, slaves & fetishists who get it right. We ALL fucking love you lot. You make our jobs such a pleasure :) #word

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...if not, then you'll at least get a snarky response or two. Congrats, you made Mistresses worldwide snigger at your pathetic ineptitude.

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When you mass C&P Mistresses make sure you CC in all of them. They'll be so jealous of your undying devotion they'll fight over you.

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Whatever you do, don't follow Mistress' instructions. She's only kidding.

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TrooFact#5 all Mistresses want to know your height, muscle tone and if you're really an alpha rather than an anal whore begging for a fuckin

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When Mistress bends over somewhere near your groin firmly place your hand on the back of her head. You never know, it might just work