Veronica Mistry

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[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

So whoever won the Oscar for best actor/actress the year you were born is your real zodiac sign. My new zodiac sign is Meryl Streep and I’m ok with it.
#zodiac #oscars #1983baby

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

@meghancaves @jordancallarman Haha once in a blue moon. Hence just seeing this now one month later 💃🏽

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

@jordancallarman @meghancaves Only getting hotter and cooler like you promised…

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

@bekthesmith Been working remotely for almost 2 years now and am yet to meet any of my colleagues in real life :(
How good are your dick/vagina drawing skills online?

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

Do people still Skype?

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

@meghancaves Aw just seeing this! Back at ya boo x

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

@jordancallarman I still have PTSD from working them all those years...

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

That feeling when you miss the halftime show. On purpose.

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

Happy Groundhog Year.

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

@meghanwescombe tagged me to show 4 fictional characters that mean the world to me. Here they are. This was tricky! And fun! It hurt to cut Anne of Green Gables but I can’t lie to myself and not include Harry and Franny. @meghancaves @jordancallarman @TatianaBonner your turn!

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

I mean, if you were to tell me 10 years ago that in 2020, the US was going to have an ex reality-game-show host as the President and we would experience a global pandemic and deal with it worse than any other nation - actually yeh that checks out.

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

Psychopaths: serial killers and people who would name their kid ‘Covid.’

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

Just frantically coloring in those dumb books like EVERYTHING’S FINE.

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

I just put on heels to go to the liquor store because I believe a person should feel fancy while sobbing into their quarantine martini.

[Megha Elizabeth @meghaelizabeth_]

If you’re surprised by any of this you’re part of the problem

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

What’s the opposite of agoraphobia? Because that’s what I have.

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

@Tanner_T_Rex It’s definitely that rotting hand right? Just need to cut it off...

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Condolences to the Democratic Party for no longer having excuses.

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

The US Government: ‘Sponsor an American for just $4.39 a day.’

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

Even Christmas is ruined when your favorite pastime is eating, wearing sweats and watching movies but you’ve already been doing that for a year...

[Veronica Mistry @MistryVeronica]

The US government: ‘And for our next trick, we will be handing out Monopoly money to get you all through this difficult time. The more property you own, the more money you’ll get. Because that makes the most sense. When that runs out we’ll send dust.’