Misty Ansted

A lover of Jesus and *most* people. Fiercely for the least of these among us. Passionate about women in the Church.

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

MESSI’S 8TH GOAL OF THE TOURNAMENT DRAWS ARGENTINA LEVEL WITH EGYPT 🇦🇷

LIONEL MESSI. THE SAVIOR FOR ARGENTINA!

[S🕊️🇸🇪 @8bdrssss]

HE DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH IT LMAO??????? CROATIA HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY ROBBED

[Phys 🕸🖤 @PhysCores]

What A Beautiful Ending To An Amazing Show. Goodbye Stranger Things. 🥲❤️ #StrangerThings #StrangerThings5

[Misty Ansted @MistyAnsted]

I’ve been a lifelong Cowboys fan but refuse to watch this $hit show as long as Jerry Jones remains the GM. We deserve better!

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"I hate, I detest, I despise someone that will prey on the weak...If the Cowboys don't win another playoff game or another game as long as Jerry Jones is the owner, I'll be the happiest man in the world." Shannon Sharpe torched Jerry Jones for threatening Dallas radio host.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Life’s hard. Stuff’s painful. Disappoints come. Devil’s got a way to comfort you. He’s a liar. Don’t do something stupid. Choose faithfulness. Don’t give in to that temptation. Open your eyes and see that seduction for what it is. Hold tight to Jesus. He’s the way through.

Oh, and don’t try to talk to me about the devil just being some archaic idea. I’ve lived too long and tangled too hard to believe that trash. Wake up. You have an enemy who wants to destroy you, shatter your relationships and shipwreck your faith.

[Misty Ansted @MistyAnsted]

Actually, pretty sure you needed to stress it a little bit more to your IT department!

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Boo - and i cannot stress this enough - rito 👻

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[Misty Ansted @MistyAnsted]

Well apparently NOT eating a $6 BOORITO!!! Talk about Chipotle handing out some tricks today instead of treats. 🤨

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

wyd tomorrow night?

[Firesharter @Firesharter_]

Just scrolling through Twitter and blocking anyone who says Nate Bargatze isn’t funny because I know they are awful people in real life.

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

Rangers!!’ Lets go !! See u tommorow 😊💯

[Misty Ansted @MistyAnsted]

@NatelandPodcast You ok? And he said oh yeah. And I said you were thinking about if ants could over take humans weren’t you and he said YEA I was and laughed. It cracked me up! What’s funnier is the random stuff I listen to is always this podcast!!!

[Misty Ansted @MistyAnsted]

@NatelandPodcast I was listening to this episode in the car with my 9 year old. And he said “Mom, you listen to the most random stuff!” And I said yeah buddy, I do. It was the clip on the ants versus humans. A minute later I looked back at him and he was staring off into space and I said buddy

[Misty Ansted @MistyAnsted]

@NatelandPodcast All I can think of when I hear Hank is King of the Hill, and with that thick accent you know that sweet baby is gonna be born with, I just don’t know if that’s the move! Lol

[Lecrae @lecrae]

God doesn’t rescue us because it’s a duty. He’s not sitting around frustrated about how much of a disaster you are. He’s compassionately compelled out of love to come to your aid.

[Misty Ansted @MistyAnsted]

You have a bazillion varieties of jelly beans & only had ONE marshmallow Easter Egg Hunt candy. Me & my three kids who have faithfully bought BAGS of these every year for 18 straight years are devastatedI’m gonna need to see these resurrected in 3 days!! #eastereggs @BrachsCandy

[MOPHEAD @ann012514]

I am devastated! Easter Hunt Marshmallow Eggs DISCONTINUED!
#eastereggs @BrachsCandy

[Misty Ansted @MistyAnsted]

@NatelandPodcast @GregWarren @brianbatescomic @natebargatze The most truthful thing that was said this week was Greg Warren saying he could be back selling Jiff in less than a week! His passion for peanut butter is remarkable. Are we sure he still isn’t secretly selling Jiff and this podcast is just his platform to boost his sales??

[Misty Ansted @MistyAnsted]

Team Jess! Zach is getting more unlikable with every episode!! #TheBachelor

[carly 👼🏼 @carlymvandamme]

“Why is it shocking that I would want the person that I’m going to marry to want to take me on a date??” ITS NOT JESS YOU ARE SO IN THE RIGHT!! #TheBachelor

[._. @CurnelSanderss]

All of North Texas rn

[Misty Ansted @MistyAnsted]

@amcampbell84 I wish the judges in family court could understand this better. So much of the time they side with the manipulator and abuser while further allowing abuse to both the victim and the children who are victims. I speak as a survivor of 17 years of abuse and a mom to 3.

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