Mitch

protector of music and other IP rights; crunchy hard rock with a jagged metal edge; making fun of the entire world and everyone/thing in it 24/7

[Mitch @Mitch_elle]

@alantudyk I feel like I’m the only one who caught this. I 1st posted it on Reddit & got Reddit crickets….which, has to be a first. I wanted to say it was a faboo accessory to a fantastic scene. Kudos to @JudahPrehn who pulled it off beautifully. @ResidentAlien @ConManSeries

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@Wendys @nostalgiaa You should be haunted by your present. I just moved from west coast to east coast. I thought Wendy’s would be a reliable meal stop. Instead, I get burgers that are even longer past chili meat, microwaved chicken breasts in sandos, burnt chili, & 50% were out of chocolate frosty.

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@mddeathfest Unfortunately can’t attend this year, and have 2 Sat &2 Sun tix for Market Place & Power Plant up for grabs. DM me with offers. #deathmetal #gothenburgsound #heavymetal

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@proud_native_am Nor have I, though damn their eyes, somehow I know all their names. 🤢

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@12OnYourSide @WHBF @WTRF7News @nbcwashington @fox5dc

Anyone need footage of the P&G fire in Martinsburg, hit me up, I got the goods.

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@seether What does a person have to do to garner some swag??
Since 2014….
Not to mention I bought a Samsung slider phone back in the oughts because Remedy was the default ringtone.

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@UberEats You all have lost the few cells left in ur brains. I’m not feeling royal, but I am covered in joint compound & drywall dust, w/much left to do. The @SUBWAY store in the order is 1.8mi from me. Guess I’ll have to try not to ruin my car. #greedybastards

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@Wendys Shame you let your former social media point people go. They were eating!!
Unlike your food. All I ever get from Wendy’s anymore is a should-have-been-chili-meat burger, with NO salt, and soggy fries. So I guess this new social media person is stuck in that same crap.

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@StephenKing That doesn’t sound particularly positive.
Gonna have to up my adult beverage game.

[Mitch @Mitch_elle]

@AmazonAlexa If you don’t shut that beotch up, or let the user do it, ALL my Alexa units (large #) meets the fate of printer in Office Space. Yea u still have my $, but I can make sure you never see another cent from me. A loyal client since 1997. #greedybastards

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@RobSchneider @Bayer @RBystrianyk Othmar Zeidler, chemist, created DDT, & would invite press around the world, every year, and publicly take 2 tablespoons of raw DDT to show it is safe as he intended. He died from old age/natural causes - no cancer, nor other causes attributed to DDT.

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@Wendys @bluudoll That’s nothing, every time I order a burger, it’s past chili meat, and they didn’t even bother to salt it.

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@proud_native_am Hello. I was wondering that the Native Nations immigration policies are. I would like to immigrate to any of the indigenous tribes, because I just can’t be associated with white people any more. It’s been 0 days since some white person mortified me in public.

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@JohnCleese The S. states were decimated by floods & mega xtian churches locked up & flew away on private jets, Muslims showed up with food, clothing, blankets. They did the same when food stamps got cut in the community. Don’t judge a book nor person by the cover. https://t.co/PfAICeEFdh

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@JohnCleese Have a care to the log in your own eye before excoriating the splinter in thy neighbor’s. I’m not a fan of this book, but it goes w/the Golden Rule. The church of england is no collective of Christ-like. The US govt tried to poison citizens against Muslims similarly; backfire 1/2

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@pitchfork Well YOU try traveling through 9 time zones in 4 days and see if you don’t need a fucking nap.

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@LakotaMan1 THO…..he really shouldn’t bomb all the countries he wants, since….you know, they can bomb us back. Canada is prolly already making popcorn.

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@MrGeorgeWallace Is this because of March Madness??
Cuz March is 1/2 over and I know they’ll pre-empt some shows, but they usually pick up right after.

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@lippyent As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Les: In sports news: Chī Chī Rod-reh-gweez won the Pan Am Open. This is the 3rd time Chī Chī Rod-reh-gweez has taken 1st place in the competition.
Johnny: [turns off mic] Chi Chi Rodriguez.
Les: Mr. Rod-reh-gweez……

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@OutlawOmega @WardKaptnjak23 @StephenKing How could *you* discern that his patrons are mentally ill??