michaela

No one has more party for less

[michaela @Mitchayra]

“omg my college days were SO wild and crazy, my roommates and I stole signs on the side of the road 🤪✌🏼”

- the most mediocre person you know

[michaela @Mitchayra]

Ariel was too good for this whole franchise. Whatta gem 😭 #thebachelor

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Yes life is hard now but in the early 2000s your coworkers could secretly nominate you for What Not to Wear.

[michaela @Mitchayra]

“This hardly ever gets talked about”

- a subject that literally everyone talks about

[michaela @Mitchayra]

i hate seeing girls cry over men who have $50 in their bank account. Like honey…

[michaela @Mitchayra]

Every woman in palm springs is a Jamie Lee Curtis lookalike I swear

[michaela @Mitchayra]

people are getting too comfortable posting things online aka filming themselves screaming crying on the floor… like weird form of therapy but ok

[sally darr @sallydarr]

Selena Gomez just revealed in an interview that her hit song “Come & Get It” is about an all you can eat buffet

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

[michaela @Mitchayra]

don’t you dare try and hold a conversation with me when sweet disposition is playing

[michaela @Mitchayra]

never clicking “employees choice” when booking a rental car online ever again. Usually I wouldn’t care what they give me but… A KIA SOUL??? 🤕 that seemed personal

[michaela @Mitchayra]

@Karaphernelia 💀😂😂😂 I’m CRYING this is me rn

[michaela @Mitchayra]

in Oceanside for a wedding and everywhere I turn there is a Marine. Never thought I’d be around one of those ever again lol

[michaela @Mitchayra]

@sel_mason WHERE IT AT 😍

[michaela @Mitchayra]

@ajrgxyz @rebeckahpuppo first of all, we don’t speak of that day, second of all, WE DID NOT CAUSE I MADE THE PLAYLIST 😂

[michaela @Mitchayra]

my poor couple paid SOO much money for the most iconic venue in the Columbia river gorge and it’s going to be raining on their wedding day… alll day