Mitch Babbs

Dumb jokes and shit opinions

[Mitch Babbs @MitchBabbs]

@aforce91 Big vibes

[Mitch Babbs @MitchBabbs]

@netw3rk Steve Javie just contradicted a ruling!!!

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish that people wouldn’t get so mad at them.

[Republican Calendar @sansculotides]

On this day in the year VIII, Napoleon Bonaparte launched a coup. ‘The Revolution is over!’

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@aforce91 More like flex flakes 💪😤

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@josh_ocall1 Every day people just get on here and say the dumbest shit

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@aforce91 Prayers up king 👑

[Mitch Babbs @MitchBabbs]

Another day working from home, another day watching the lady over the back fence hose the birds out of her trees

[Mitch Babbs @MitchBabbs]

I’ve been letting my personal laptop sleep on top of my work laptop as a display of dominance

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Practicing social distancing and also drinking water every 15 minutes in order to obliterate the virus with my belly acids

[Mitch Babbs @MitchBabbs]

@michael_healy Been a pretty normal year so far, excited for whatever calamity comes next

[Mitch Babbs @MitchBabbs]

Calmly and serenely perusing the news of the day

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Another pretty chill day

[Mitch Babbs @MitchBabbs]

I swear to god if I ever catch my kids not using the Oxford comma in lists of three or more items

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@aforce91 Ooo you hate to see it

[Mitch Babbs @MitchBabbs]

Pretty chill day on here. Nothing really happening

[Mitch Babbs @MitchBabbs]

Having a series of debilitating panic attacks but doing it peacefully

[Mitch Babbs @MitchBabbs]

Everybody in the office REEEEEing about their lost shares gains, guess what losers it wouldn’t be a problem if you were too poor to participate in the stock market like me 😎

[Mitch Babbs @MitchBabbs]

1 office dog: chill, fun, comforting
2 office dogs: violent, chaotic energy

[Mitch Babbs @MitchBabbs]

Going to bed dejected that I did not witness the baboons with my own eyes, but truly contented by this magical event