Mitch Darlin

[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

Guys please support my new business...I have cows for hire during Dowry ceremonies. How they will disappear from your N-laws is non of your business...karibu customer
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

Why would y'all put B2K against Pretty Ricky ...
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

How is Subway INSIDE Walmart out of lettuce go get it from AISLE 2 right about now, nkt!!
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

You will know your girlfriend has a sponsor when you get into an argument with her and she say.."Listen here young man" 😅😅🙈🙈🙉🙉
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

I think Habibti is mainstream Drake, Maid of honor is party wierd vibes Drake and then Iceman is Diss Drake all three different vibes but im here for it
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

What would have happened to David if the stone missed Golliath🥱🥱🥱..
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

Last Saturday, i called the cops at my own party, coz i wanted to go to bed. 😩😭
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[Hon. George Peter Kaluma (Commentaries) @gpdkaluma]

Our Akamba people are an international community occupying land beyond Africa!

[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

I don't care whether we started dating 10 mins ago...I can't live without you and we have gone through alot..😂😂
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

It's only in Kenya where Babu is 36 years, baba at 85 while Toto is 34 🤣
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

Women will look you dead in the face and tell you these are two different colors...Aki fear this gender 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

"Why are u single, MitchDarlin?" Here is ur answer.......I'm single because people in relationships are telling me "They love me" while people in marriages wonna marry me too 😄 🤣 😂
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

Sometimes in life, you just need to keep quiet like the vice president of Uganda. Who has served for 40 years silently.
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

Lakini kina Kevo na Brayo wakizeeka wao huendanga wapi.? Sijai skia mzee anaitwa Kevo.😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

I don't know why people keep quiet in an exam hall, when the question says"Discuss"
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

Them Grandparents in them 40s ain’t doing no babysitting 🤣🤣🤣
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

Na nyuma ni ya Muganda, Shepu ya Kitanda, Ngozi ya KIRUNDI oooh, Sura ya KINYARWANDA, Na nywele ya KISOMALI, Macho ya ETHIOPIA, Utamu TANZANIA ooh, Akili ni ya KENYA..Anayepinga asimameeee 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

What's good Searro. Catch me live on decks this Furahiday at Blacklist hookah lounge ..Good time guaranteed
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

So u really think putting one leg out of the cover gonna cool ur whole body off😂
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[Mitch Darlin @MitchDarlin]

Why do people who live by themselves sleep in the living room?????
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