Mitchell Masterson

Scientist, improviser, stresser. He/Him.

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

The secret to true happiness is to spend a few minutes each day remembering how good Twilight Princess is

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Zohran Mamdani message to those who are fearmongering about democratic socialism:

"The best response is to show what it actually means. What we've shown over the last six months is exactly that. The city with the Democratic Socialist's vision is one that paves more than 170,000 potholes, a city that has delivered the lowest recorded number of shootings and murders in NYC's history, a city that is on a pathway to universal childcare, fighting for people often left behind -- workers who we've secured more than $10M, for tenants more than $64 M.
These are all indicators of what is so scary for the rightwing."

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

So... you're telling me a lemon baked these cheesecakes?

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

Very disappointing to see AI image jigsaw puzzles now in actual shops

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

For the first time ever, London has met legal limits for nitrogen dioxide.

When I became Mayor, we were told it would take 193 years. We did it 184 years earlier than expected.

Cleaner air means a healthier city and big savings for the NHS.

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

I mean, yes that's true, but to be fair, this is only like the 20th email I've received on my qmul email address, which is just a week old.

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

Does anyone know if 'I think you're the background noise' could in any way be read as a compliment?

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

Just showed this to my wife, noting that we are unfortunately opposite types and she has dropped the bombshell that she always listens to music when she's on her own. She just can't when I'm there. Even though I want to.

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

@SionMillsScion Oh I would have said most improvisers for sure! I just don't think we have the same reputation as hackers...

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

Something I enjoy but in a 'feel like it might drive me insane way' is when a facebook page or twitter account shared an AITA type reddit screenshot. And indeed shares a lot of these type of screenshots. And people reply with their advice. Do they hope it's getting redirected?

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

Forgot to get a picture of visiting my friends in Nottingham so I'll have to post that I had a good time here rather than on instagram.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Nothing but facts.

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

My improv technique

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

Outer Wilds (the best video game ever made) is on sale on Steam for $15.

Please play this game. Takes about 20 hours to finish. The less you know going in the better.

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

Ahahaha I was trying to remember the scientific name for a nose bleed why do I have to scroll past this google AI trash.

[serpy @chefmaeda]

HI !!!!
ITS DUSTY PUPPY THURSDAY ‼️

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

Just remembered that pretty brief window where Marie Kondo and things 'sparking joy' was a real thing and it feels crazy to say but I don't think that was dyring COVID? That was just a thing that happened

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

Emily is pretty confident that the BBC call Trump "Donald Trump" but that they still call Obama "President Obama" which, if accurate, is very funny to me.

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

@VirginAtlantic I have a basic query about my booking that I just need confirmed. I thought an email/message would be easiest both ends but I can't find the option to do that at all. There's no 'live chat' button via my booking despite the sites insistence I use that.

[Mitchell Masterson @MitcheIIM]

Been using a lot of @seedrcoil for watching various shows recently which has been super useful https://t.co/rZyFCBhvUc