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Short Dawgz In Tha House @colbymorrow St8 off the streets of mothafuckin Gold Hill. The snake, he’s long, 7 miles, ride the snake - Jim Morrison

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For those of you that don't recognize, this is the house the Goonies was filmed in and I just trespassed to see it

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@otokyo Big beaver

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@Sofia50020Sofia Not being gay

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@kumxem Blood stone

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@Nova__2210 Rawr

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@Ruby__8090 Got slop Jew bag

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@GigglingGanon Usual suspects

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“What’s your favorite band?”
*20-24 year old white women*
“Motley Crue”
Just say you watched the dirt

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Your mcm has a kool aid ring around his lips from 4th grade

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As I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house. I had two things on my mind, Paul Newman and a ride home

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@zakvanwey For that 5-6 year stretch, one of the greatest of all time. If you put him over any of these guys I can’t agree

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Top 5 wide receivers ever.
1. Jerry rice
2. Randy moss
3. Terrell owens
4. Calvin Johnson
5. Marvin Harrison

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I want a tractor

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“You’re so judge mental”
For calling you out on your bullshit?

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@adam22 Good riddance. You ride bmx anymore?

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I wipe my tears, sip my beers and wish good luck to my peers

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How can I be the man if you’re the man?

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THAT DEAF, DUMB AND BLIND KID, SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL

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Brush your teeth. Everyone can smell your breath, you aren’t hiding anything, just nobody tells you so you don’t feel bad about yourself.

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I wonder what the fuck Ms. Mickson up to? Probably being a piece of shit

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To all the kids growing up without a game boy link cable… I hope you one day get Gengar