Mitch Connor

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

Elon becomes a trillionaire and UFC is at the White House. This is my America

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

If you’re neon haired and translucent skinned and trying to deter ICE by putting Mexican flags up on your car or front door, isn’t that cultural appropriation?

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

I always thought the “plus” sign in LGBTQ+ stood for plus sized people. Apparently they are all plus sized people.

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

Extraordinary guys named Joe never get the credit they deserve. Always drowned out by the average.

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

The number one question that should be at the top of the list for this big presidential debate is…where in the hell do all these people keep their giant Halloween skeletons the rest of the year?

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

Oh now we wait and let the investigations happen…

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BIDEN JUST NOW:

“I urge everyone, don't make assumptions about his motives or his affiliations. Let the FBI do their jobs!”

Now I’m TEN TIMES more skeptical.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Donald Trump showing up to the Republican National Convention

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

I thought the monkey exhibit at the zoo was free today?

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

Doing house projects on your own to save money sounds great until you spend $100 in gas on 6 trips to Home Depot in one day.

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

Jesus washes the feet. I suck the toes.

[Jeremy Boreing @JeremyDBoreing]

Hollywood won't make a movie about how laughably absurd it is that we now allow grown men to call themselves women and then dominate women's sports.

So we did.

Introducing our first feature-length comedy, 'LADY BALLERS.'

Available December 1st, only on https://t.co/p0JKWmMBKq

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

BREAKING: CMT just CANCELLED this music video by Jason Aldean about the Antifa-BLM riots

You know what to do

[Brigitte Gabriel @ACTBrigitte]

This is hilarious.

CNN attempts to open their Trump Town Hall focus group with a gotcha question and their talking head instantly gets owned!

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

@nssfshotshow The only question I care about is why Jeremey isn’t allowed to go? Seems like banning a member of the industry is not conducive to getting the industry together. #freethepoz @WeLikeShooting

[Jeremy Boreing @JeremyDBoreing]

I agree completely and oppose any person or law forcing you to get pregnant.

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

Insulated jeans are superior.

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

Imagine the things we could accomplish if we could train carpenter bees

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

I really don’t care who or what kind of music you listened to all year. Just like last year. Probably like next year.

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

You know you had a good coach in school when he still sends out happy birthday emails 10 years later. That is awesome.

[Mitch Connor @MitchellConnor]

I swear, I have to be in the top 5 funniest people I know.