Toffy🍭

Call it suicide, don't fabricate.

[1eastside @ask2people]

Nitawai kua President kweli💔💔

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Siamini nishawai uliza motivational speaker kama naweza fanya course mbili campus

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Having a girlie who is a bit financially irresponsible will take you places you thought you'd never be to 😂😂😂sio tubaya btw

[Shaquille Oatmeal @Nyamburah_]

Hakuna mahali naogopa kama nyumba ya mwanaume. Heri police station aki

[Son of Germano @bush_georji]

Bedsitter unapika ugali inageuka sauna

[𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐰𝐚 𝐘𝐚𝐤𝐨 𝐌𝐝𝐥𝐮𝐥𝐢 @uthabowisdom]

FIFA will regret playing African teams at 3am while our grannies are fresh and active shem.

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Hapa Laikipia ata mahindi ziko na spokesman 💀😂.

[Kimath!. @Kimathi_One]

Ukiwa free jifunze hata kuruka fence. Itakusaidia siku moja.

[Toffy🍭 @MitchelleRuby]

@Its_Roddie Jss interns ata salary ishaisha😂💀

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

Spendthrifts kama mimi tunajua pesa hurudi, money is energy, if you hold on to it, it stops flowing freely to you.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Girls, have you noticed that what many men consider a special date at a restaurant is just a regular lunch in female friendships?

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

This is how white people narrate history. 😂

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Kayole?

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

When I was young at school, this was like winning Sportpesa Jackpot

[faizol 🇨🇮 🇸🇳 @faizolana]

The World Cup is like a geography lesson for Americans they are discovering new countries

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

No. Muthaiga and above

[NAKIMULI 🌻💐 @dashdashmitchie]

Am I the only one who watched The Polygamist and wasn’t shocked by a single thing? 😂😂😂

In fact, I’m convinced the scriptwriters interviewed my ex and called it a day. 😭😂😂😂
#ThePolygamist

[Ernest Coleman @cole__xy]

Cocaine 1-0 HIV

[Kathurre @Kathurre]

I have a pregnancy test with two lines in case anyone needs to scam a man. Nitakua nalipisha 500 kukutumia. Support my business Aki 😭😭

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And we have the same number of World Cups 🤭