*facetimes bf*
Me: what’s up
Bf: watching ted talks
Me: omg that’s so cute! I love ted talks. They’re so educational and inspiring. Seriously I love that you-
Bf: no babe, tik toks
😶
P.J. Fleck was flagged for running on the field in yesterday's loss at Iowa.
The @GopherFootball coach wanted to check on his player, Tyler Johnson, and would do it again.
Dearest mother —
Scouts have observed a unit of men with falcons marching toward our camp. Tales of such a unit have long spread amongst the bunkers; claiming they once held a 28 to 3 man advantage over an opposing army yet still fell. I cannot imagine this tale is true.
— Jacoby