Mitchell Johnson

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

Chocolate and ice cold water will get your mood right

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

Talk shit on the dad bod but Tyson fury is knocking people out all while looking like my uncle after thanksgiving dinner.

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

@ParkerRyanMusic Creep by Radiohead

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

Moms be like “want some soup? It’ll make you feel better.”

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

My kids are gonna sing “My daddy served in the army when he lost his right tooth!”

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

Do any of y’all deer creek students remember Sr. Crum playing this jam in his class. It’ll be forever stuck in my head

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

I didn’t choose to puke my body just wasn’t feeling it

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

My shadow looks like Eazy-E sooooo that’s pretty cool

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

@jodicockrell

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@carson__jeffrey small world huh?

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Hope y’all enjoy

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

Yeah! I’ve been trying to get a hold of you about your cars extended warranty.

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

you call?

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

@J_notsoBright4 likes floppy bacon!😂😂

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

Let’s be honest who misses me?

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

LMNOP is hands down the best part of the alphabet

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

@_1realjay @J_notsoBright4

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

All of y’all would die in Bird Box just saying.

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

@Robinson_334 Haha Tyler is getting clout off your dog

[Tyler Pursley @LordPursley]

@yuenglingbeer This good boy deserves a retweet! #NationalPuppyDay @yuenglingbeer

[Mitchell Johnson @MitchellJ18]

Thicc? Don’t know her call me Mitch