CaptainMitch

Professional Eric Foreman Impersonator

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

How do I sign my parents up for this tutorial?

[Ogg Vorbis @gotitatguineys]

Things I didn’t think I’d find out by being a podcast producer:

1. World War 2 happened in the Thomas the Tank Engine universe

2. The diesel trains sided with Hitler and the Axis

[Cartoon Mastermind @TomHamill2]

A friendly reminder that Cartoon Network rickrolled us on Thanksgiving🦃

[Coin @SwagMiester49]

I’m coming over, you better not be spoon feeding the caged moon

my unruly ass:

[yosnier @Yosnier_]

mind u Mario is supposed to sound like this

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

ESPN waking Woj up in the middle of the night to tell us Ime might’ve had a consensual relationship with a staffer. Meanwhile, their army of NFL guys haven’t said a single word about Brett Farve stealing all that money that was earmarked to help poor people in Mississippi

[CaptainMitch @MitchellPohl]

@RyanBronstein @JacobDJAtkinson It’s trombone champ….do you live under a rock?

[CaptainMitch @MitchellPohl]

@RyanBronstein @kylebaustin @SpartanHoops_DK It’s going to be brutal. Can’t wait.

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Forget the XFL and USFL, it's time for the Mascot Football League that's just grown men in mascot customs trucking little kids.

This is the spring football league we need.

[noah @capsboybebop]

me after 2 beers telling the boys how much i love them

[David Astramskas @Redapples2021]

Share this Delonte West video instead

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop.

I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

[The Gentle Freak @mitchysuch]

This is my best one yet

[Kimberly 🧜��‍♀️ Dinaro💲 @KimberlyDinaro]

My first landlord was murdered and my new landlord is potentially kicking us all out by selling my building...which is all incredibly stressful because there's just no way I'm going to get away with it twice

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Abduction of Psyche, by William-Adolphe, 1895

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

It really is insane that every single person with a cell phone deals with several attempted scams every day and we’ve just accepted that it’s part of our lives forever

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

THIS IS MARCH