Mitchell Roché

Pun always intended.

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@Freyaiiie 1. The smartphone.
2. Jan, in the pink. That bitch was NOT invited.

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@realDonaldTrump You’re an idiot.

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@jk_rowling Perfectly on brand for you.

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@MarkHamill “There’s nothing worse than a girl with a tramp stamp. Oh, wait…”

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@LeadingReport You should also get a jail sentence if you’re a convicted felon.

[Hope Willard @Mulbytime7]

Fun Halloween sketch Lil Devil in rehearsal for a MOHO Show in 2014. Written by Andy Gach, featuring #FredWillard, @MitchellRoche and @AnnaMathiasVO #halloween2021

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

It’s 2022, people - can we PLEASE stop selling clothes by sexual orientation??

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@AndyRichter I bet this idiot doesn’t even know the difference between past tense and past participle.

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@JoJoFromJerz 🙋🏻‍♂️

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

Heinzsight is 57/57.

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@avalonpenrose Clearly, he’s the 6 and YOU’RE the 9 (+1).

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@pattonoswalt Unsmart

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@nachosarah Clearly, to prevent some psychopath from entering a school, armed with fetuses and a t-shirt cannon.

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

Just found out that #JoJoSiwa is not a #StarWars character.

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@alyankovic Why didn’t she get the tall boots?

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@avalonpenrose Let me pay your parking meter.

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

If you’re looking for a tennis opponent, I’m your guy! I’m staunchly anti-tennis.

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@dorothyofisrael Someone should let her know she’s miked.

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@sk_griffith (Y)up

[Mitchell Roché @MitchellRoche]

@StephenAtHome I’m sure he also doesn’t believe in fluoride.