Mitchell Smart

[AlexB @alexblumberg]

South Park is so far ahead of its time. Week after week it hits controversial topics on the head.

[mr struggle @danhenning10]

Literally going to go fuck up boro in Fifa now bye

[AlexB @alexblumberg]

This is definitely happening rn

[AlexB @alexblumberg]

Publicly urinating outside a pre-primary? Bruah. C'mon.

[AlexB @alexblumberg]

Watching the boks on a beautiful Wednesday late afternoon is great. Having a test on your major tomorrow not as much.

[Mitchell Smart @MitchellSmart]

A Liverpool relegation would be great

[Jamie Tucker @JamamieJay]

'The Western Cape truly is geographically blessed' - Mitch xD @MitchellSmart @MitchellClever

[Dill Jones @itsDillJones]

Liverpool supporters are nice and vocal after the Man U loss... Somebody show me a log though? ;) @MitchellSmart

[Mitchell Smart @MitchellSmart]

If the power goes off at 10 then ima be hella bleak

[The Herald NMB @HeraldNMB]

BREAKING: We can confirm that the Queen Victoria statue in #PortElizabeth has been vandalised. We are on the scene

[Football Remarks @RemarksFootball]

Ryan Giggs buying his first car, a ford escort for £6,000. He later sold it to David Beckham.

[Lu @Lu_odolo]

In Palace we trust

[Mitchell Smart @MitchellSmart]

From now on, its all about me

[Mitchell Smart @MitchellSmart]

"@HeraldPE: Vicious gang targets sozzled partyers in PE." And ous ask why I never go out? Never been stabbed while getting toked at home

[SuperSport 🏆 @SuperSportTV]

Muhammad Ali did it. Shane Warne did it. Who will be next?
All will be revealed on SuperSport this Thursday...

[Mitchell Smart @MitchellSmart]

So NZ beat us just to personally hand it to the Australians? #cunts

[Mitchell Smart @MitchellSmart]

"@8Fact_Footballl: Did You Know That???" I love one direction... @justjami_1D @ChelsMurph1

[Mitchell Smart @MitchellSmart]

Fuck the jester

[Mitchell Smart @MitchellSmart]

Start a charity if you have so much money

[Mitchell Smart @MitchellSmart]

@SouthAfrica7s, you took one of the last things that pe had, well done