Mitchel Zelinger

Yankees Fan. Obsessive NY Rangers Fan. Love to cook and hang in the backyard. Really like watching our new employees succeed!

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@WHLeavitt Yes

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@WHLeavitt Yes. Ban it

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Trying a different strategy by watching the @Yankees while doing a handstand with my right hand/arm, only my left eye uncovered and on telemundo. It’s 1-1 after 3 vs RedSox. It’s working. When does basketball start?

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Yanks suck. Whole thing. Should play free next year and help pay down US Debt & not raise taxes to common folk.

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#NYYANKEES Giancarlo being paid for his time in Miami. Bust as Yankee. Donaldson getting paid for his time in Toronto. Another bust. I think $60MM between the 2? How crazy are these salaries. Embarrassing.

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Is Dansby Swanson really getting $25MM per year? These numbers are crazy.

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Just crazy hearing athlete earning $70MM guaranteed over 7 years (do the math. U earning $10MM guaranteed?) and what sounded like whining from #AaronHicks #NYYankees. My boss would have fired me if I sucked like Aaron does. And I earn slightly less then $10MM per year.

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And Giancarlo Stanton with acne so he’s on the disabled list. Another bust. In high school these guys would still be playing. At $25MM per year “nope. Not playing till my complexion looks better.” Will start channeling my parents and…go read a book!

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Brian Cashmsn not looking good. Aaron Hicks signing blows.Josh Donaldson a bust. If guys earned $85K a year, not a word. At dumb salaries, if you suck, sorry fellas, but if you suck, you suck. Maybe donate a portion of your bloated salaries so family can go to game? #NYYankees

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Josh Donaldson, waiting for a walk blows. Swing the bat. You earning how much to..suck? Josh I like you. But if you and I owned our own company, we’d fire you!

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So Aaron Hicks at $10MM per year and sucks is better then some kid in double A who needs a chance? @NYYankeesNews1

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Ok. Who’s this guy singing the National Anthem for Carolina? Let’s go Rangers @NYRangers

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#JoeyGallo blows. He’s already rich. Never has to actually work again. So cut him! Provides nothing as a @Yankees

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So if #JuliusRandle sucks for 2.5 quarters, perhaps he’ll get better? #SHTFD (SitHimTheFuckDown)!

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Referees in a professional basketball game absolutely suck I’m in favor of robots and drones

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3 point shooting from the opposite foul line is destroying professional basketball. Please challenge this!:

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Ok. So not say’n a word. My bad. Say’n a word. Where is @dtodero when I need him but say hello to this smoke show! Ingrid! Seriously. All 5 Uber drivers tonight all asking if you have a sister @karinbangerter https://t.co/G3Tr1323Q9