mitchell

🇨🇦 if you decide to read what I tweet that’s your fault

[mitchell @mitchepp]

completely uncontraversial and correct opinions because I am a capricorn therefore my word is gospel

[mitchell @mitchepp]

just came out to my dad I guess???

[mitchell @mitchepp]

@segatoprivate this that water that turned that kid into a fish-man in that one episode of kim possible 💀

[mitchell @mitchepp]

@samia7855 womp womp :/
everyone in your life cares about you and wants you to succeed and be happy #dealwithit

[mitchell @mitchepp]

officially on the road! #babysfirstcar

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[mitchell @mitchepp]

@ crossroads on niagara stone road

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[mitchell @mitchepp]

working from home #summermaxxing

[bee @etrnlvader]

happy pride month from anakin skywalker

[Animarchy History 🇦🇺 @AnimarchyYT]

Happy Pride Month everyone. Remember! Trans-Rights are enforced by aircraft.

[Blue Raspberry Grower @notthatkhalid]

Fuck off, unless there’s a story like this about how much the military loses, this is just manufacturing consent for further privatization of public services

[mitchell @mitchepp]

had to stop myself

[mitchell @mitchepp]

@PeriJuskiw you get to go zoom 🏃💨

[mitchell @mitchepp]

ah, the pathetic fallacy of spending one final, cold, yet beautiful evening with my boyfriend and waking up single to a solemn, rainy saturday
what we had, I would not call love, not a tear was shed in our departure; but today, I will let the sky grieve for me
goodbye, matthew 🌻

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

[mitchell @mitchepp]

I was supposed to save half that pizza for lunch tomorrow 🫃🏻

[mitchell @mitchepp]

happy centennial to the goat

[BBC London @BBCLondonNews]

Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough 🎉❤️

The broadcaster who changed how we see the natural world.

#DavidAttenborough

[mitchell @mitchepp]

@samia7855 SHE’S STUNNING
YOU BEST BE GETTING THAT 10 YEAR PASSPORT SHE DESERVES TO BE PRESERVED

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

A Lamborghini Huracán is 46 inches tall at the roof. A modern pickup hood sits higher than that. The entire car fit below the driver's sight line.

Consumer Reports has been measuring this for years. Pickup hood heights grew 11% between 2000 and 2018. Truck weights grew 24% in the same window. The front blind zone on some trucks runs 11 feet longer than a sedan's and 7 feet longer than a typical SUV's. Before you add aftermarket lift or oversized tires.

The number that hits hardest: when Consumer Reports put a 5-foot-2 driver in a Ford F-150 and lined elementary school children in front of the bumper, it took 9 kids standing in a row before the driver could see the top of the first one's head. Nine children. A Huracán roof is lower than those heads.

IIHS measured the 2015 F-150's forward visibility and found drivers can see 36% of the 180-degree area within 10 meters of the front bumper. The remaining 64% is hood, mirrors, and A-pillars. 10 meters is the average stopping distance at 10 mph. Parking lot speed. Invisible.

744 children died in frontover crashes in the United States between 2016 and 2020. The geometry that put a Silverado on top of a Huracán is the same geometry.

The Lamborghini had an insurance policy.

[mitchell @mitchepp]

@pavlovs_rawdog oh you could rock a mullet so hard