Mitch Faircloth

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

@poachedClegg I can only dream

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

@poachedClegg Yes. 100%

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

@AMastria62 @twi_age Happy anniversary 🥳

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

@poachedClegg

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

Do people who show you videos longer than 30 seconds at social events know they're holding you hostage?

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

When Amazon is spying on you and knows you're in a mood at work.

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

Thought I had a lot of perks with my job until my dad just sent me a snapchat with "puppies at work" and our dogs chilling under his desk.

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

Me out socializing: I have nothing interesting to talk about.

Me at work: you're always living in the past since when you look at things, there is a travel time of light from that thing to your eyes.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

if you wave your hands in front of my face while I'm wearing headphones...whatever comes out of my mouth is your fault.

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

I don't know what secrets the dentist's office holds but those people have not changed in the last 15 years I've been going there.

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

On Friday, I learned I might not be working with my current team anymore and thought that sucked enough.
This morning I realized I'll also be 7 steps away from CEO instead of 6.

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

@liamgallagher34 I wouldn't give away the best candy there is.

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

First group of trick or treaters come up. Fucking stoked. Doorbell rings. "What's up?! Sweet costumes! Take some candy!" Little girl looks at the bowl of candy, and steps back. "Don't want any?" "I'm allergic".

Fuck. Me.

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

Snapchat really dropped the ball when they didn't implement recognition of dog faces for their filters.

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

I'm annoyed the first series I watched on Netflix was Stranger Things because I feel like everything I decide to watch after this will just be one big let down.

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

3 Tequila shots, 4 mixed drinks and X beers later, drunk Mitch sets a reminder for 10am to pay his auto insurance. Love that guy.

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

Nothing turns me on more than being choked by the cheese from mozzarella stick.

[Mitch Faircloth @MitchFaircloth]

Just had that dream where your teeth are falling out of your mouth and it's actually the worst ever. I'm finally going to schedule that dentist appointment, though.

[courtney @Co_Mill]

Do you think ghosts ever go in the other room and do spooky shit just to practice

[Chad and JT @chadandjt]

Stoked on our new movie script!