Amedeo D'Ascanio

[Amedeo D'Ascanio @MitchLA82]

@_austrian just told us that our connecting flight could not wait for us because @viennaairport is too slow! Do you agree @GalynaIgnatenko?

[Amedeo D'Ascanio @MitchLA82]

#ioodiobonalessandro perchè è strafottente

[Amedeo D'Ascanio @MitchLA82]

http://t.co/2bkDlLYbw7 Hey, Chefs, you're making food. Not curing AIDS, Cancer or defusing a bomb. Settle the fuck down.

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http://t.co/FNGizyRB my tortoiseshell sunglasses make me see the whole world through the kelvin instagram filter

[Amedeo D'Ascanio @MitchLA82]

I wonder how many old people have died trying to cut open tennis balls to put on their walker. http://t.co/vDifvmR3