mitch

average dude, above average smile.

[mitch @MitchLaplaunt]

@scooterkillshit @hundred43rd @http_dxde @kingespy @wrstbhavior

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

should have hit him harder

[mitch @MitchLaplaunt]

@Dexerto

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I’ve said what I believed to be the truth about the team.. & a bunch of “Colts fans” on the internet were trying to get me booed out of the city..

Current players, who have won nothing during their entire tenures, started using me and my face to try and paint me as the enemy in the city I’ve committed my life to.

And in the end… everything went.. just like I fucking said it would

In the biggest moments everybody with a brain knew they’d crack.. and they did.

A blind person could see the red flags on this team.. Work ethic questions, NEVER happens on good teams.. Preparation commitment questions, NEVER happens on good teams.. Late to meetings, NEVER happens on good teams.. Late to/skipping treatment, NEVER happens on good teams.. The franchise QB tapped out of a game.. on 3rd down.. in the red zone.. because he was tired… NEVER HAPPENED in the history of the NFL.

That’s literally the only thing you need to tell someone (who knows ball) and they could tell you everything about this team…

“Hey the franchise quarterback, who’s a professional athlete getting paid millions of dollars, and the face of a multi billion dollar franchise tapped out of the game because… because… because he was tired in the middle of the season”

“Oh wow.. that team has no chance” would be the immediate response..

And to the surprise of nobody.. that was the response by everybody who’s ever played/coached the game before but.. Colts blogs and fans who have been covering the Colts since 2020 and more recent knew better than everybody… Started personally attacking me and trying to kick me out of town.

When I said Joe Flacco gives us a better chance to win than AR immediately after the tap out.. I would’ve said whatever backup QB we had on the roster. That can’t be what the face of your team is doing.. just can’t be.. and to a bigger aspect of it all, somehow AR thought it was ok to do that. That’s a locker room issue.. that’s a culture issue.. thats an indicator of a loser attitude radiating thru a building that was built by greats.

I have no idea how they fix it.. I don’t think it’s like a light switch. “Alright, we’re gonna become Pros now” but… maybe it is, but what do I know?

Oh wait….. how this was all gonna work out. I knew that.

As a multiple year season ticket holder (not renewing).. and someone who has actively, daily, attempted to be an additive to this beautiful city. I hope they become a good franchise again.. this city deserves it.. the OGs in the Colts building deserve it (equipment managers, trainers, ticketing, PR, sales).. and on the flip side the players/coaches in that building deserve whatever happens to them. Your unwarranted arrogance, laziness, and lack of professionalism has lead you to ANOTHER early vacation… which is probably what most of you entitled bums have been hoping for.

I don’t speak for the city.. and I don’t speak for all ex Colts players because I was only a punter.. nominated for the HOF 3 times now but nonetheless.. I speak from my own perspective.. I’ve never seen a group waste opportunities/talent/money more than this group.

Cheers… #ForTheShoe #LahdHahse

#ForTheBrand #Pittsburghese

[Next Gen Stats @NextGenStats]

Jevon Holland returns a Jets Hail Mary attempt for a 99-yard interception return for a touchdown.

Holland traveled 124.4 yards on the play, the most distance traveled by a ball carrier on a scrimmage play this season.

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[mitch @MitchLaplaunt]

@bubbagumpino @evanfoxy is NOT a happy camper today… what a bummer of a game from the boys foxy

[Barclay Briggs @bbriggs2016]

Acts 2:15 #RespectMyDecision

[mitch @MitchLaplaunt]

@tyschmit revive those bad boys and bring them back to their full glory.. can’t let one of the favourite pairs go down like that! 🫡 you got this brother.

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

Sometimes you play with fire and you get burned.

[Gump Cathcart @bubbagumpino]

Pacheco every time he gets the ball

[Kane @twtkane]

I’ll never forget when Dom pulled up to help the Avengers

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Good morning beautiful people..

We have no idea what’s gonna happen on this rock floating thru space.. Could all end for any of us at literally any moment. The only option, in my mind, is to try & enjoy this finite time.

Release the negative bullshits from life.

🗣 LET’S LIVE

[Wisdom Kaye @modsiwW]

High fashion...history?

[mitch @MitchLaplaunt]

@CoderGuino @Lazeracer @Dexerto

[mav @sgthunters]

the lightsaber drop move?????

[#1 𝕏 Media Plug 😈 ✪ @NoPlugMedia]

His girl got that dawg in her😭👊

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

When Maverick ejected at Mach 10.5, he was going 7,000 mph, giving him 400 million joules of kinetic energy — the explosive power of 100 kg of TNT. A situation that human physiology is not designed to survive.

So, no. Maverick does not walk away from this. He be dead. Very dead.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I love General Booty & that's a GREAT name

#GameDay

[mitch @MitchLaplaunt]

can’t wait for these 🤯
#adidasconfirmed https://t.co/zmSsfZCVhs

[mitch @MitchLaplaunt]

beasts from the east. https://t.co/w82VQckX7D