Mr. Marchand

2 X Emmy Nominated Writer. Producer-Comic. I write award shows, sitcoms, and Twitter posts that don’t get RT.

[Mr. Marchand @MitchMarchand]

@Darealglove Thanks ✊🏾

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What’s up Twitter? It’s been a long time. I’m a Twitter old head that’s new here again. Did the Knicks really win the championship?!

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@BarackObama Nobody will ever say “Laker Girls” quite like him. A legend indeed.

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@lilduval More than decent.

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@LakeShowYo Excellent

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You’re wrong, White Stephan A. Smith.

[Rob Williams @RobTheHockeyGuy]

“It’s gonna sound like sour grapes, and I don’t really give a shit. I think the better team did not win this series.”

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@tommykippes2

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Give their social media team a raise! Flawless.

[Darius Soriano @forumbluegold]

YO.

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When we call him a genius it wasn’t just for his music.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

In his tribute, @Questlove recalls a time D’angelo went full out in rehearsal because Halle Berry showed up to soundcheck:

“Why are we doing a full-fledged, life-depends-on-it 18-minute version of “Devil’s Pie”?! Dude, save it for the show!”
https://t.co/7ynGWP5mnp

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A moment in time.

[•UP•NORTH•TRIPS• @evboogie]

Twenty years ago today, Nas joined Jay-Z on stage at the 'I Declare War' show at Continental Arena.

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🤣🤣🤣

[Mike Reiss @MikeReissWriter]

Today is Johnny Carson's 100th birthday.
I was working for him on his 60th birthday. We threw him a tiny party backstage. He seemed nervous to be with 6 of his employees. He just wanted to go onstage and perform for 5 million strangers.

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@JustinTinsley I understand him and this thought process on a spiritual level.

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Dart is him. Defense and the kicker let him down.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

JAXSON DART GIVES GIANTS THE LEAD AGAIN 🤯

(via @NFL)

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Giants ruined my Sunday.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

BRONCOS WALK-OFF FG AGAINST THE GIANTS 😱

Denver scored 33 points in the 4th 😳

(via @NFL)

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The Giants better not ruin my Sunday

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This Giants game is crazy af!!!!

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Mind you I tweeted this before the third home run!!!

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Ohtani is absolutely HIM. My God. Never seen nothing like this and I’ve seen a lot of great baseball players in my almost 52 years of life.

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@SomaKazima2 @mimilovesmojito 🤣🤣🤣

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Ohtani is absolutely HIM. My God. Never seen nothing like this and I’ve seen a lot of great baseball players in my almost 52 years of life.

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This.

[victor @sacrificeofvic]

D’Angelo’s Prince tribute was the only one that moved me to tears, the way he got choked up. He was truly his greatest musical son.