Mitchy Dee

Father, lover, musician, iced coffee drinker

[Mitchy Dee @mitchydeeIRL]

Real socially awkward hours who's up? https://t.co/JRFZbViANk

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Inspired by what I'm brought to work today https://t.co/YXqLBVjy6L

[Mitchy Dee @mitchydeeIRL]

Yea sex is good, but have you ever had all of your tupperware be the same brand?

[Mitchy Dee @mitchydeeIRL]

Broke: Doing CPR compressions to the tempo of Staying Alive

Woke: Doing CPR compressions to the tempo of Another One Bites The Dust

[Mitchy Dee @mitchydeeIRL]

Roses are red
Leaves grow on a tree
I've stated my opinion
Don't you dare fucking @ me

[Mitchy Dee @mitchydeeIRL]

I got game like Sega; Genesis
I roll out like a Hyundai; Genesis
I spit verses like the bible; Genesis
I rock beats like Phil Collins; Genesis

[Mitchy Dee @mitchydeeIRL]

I cannot express how much I hate that the go to way of marketing to Millenials is claiming that the company is "changing the world"

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Convenience Stores could definitely increase their profits by only leasing enough space to sell drinks, cigarettes, and lotto tickets

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@Alfredo__Nunez That reminds me that I need to use the word bogey more often in my day to day conversations

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I think I speak for a lot of people my age when I say that at one point in my life I had every line of dialog in Starfox 64 memorized

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@Alfredo__Nunez Step on the gas

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@Alfredo__Nunez Stupid monkey

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Ya'll know I'm a mofuggin rock star
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#mitchydeemusic #rock #folk #folkrock #acousticguitar #acoustic #local #localmusic #guitar #rockstar https://t.co/HSaLsZdB7W

[Mitchy Dee @mitchydeeIRL]

@Alfredo__Nunez CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STAR FOX!!!!

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All packed up for tonight! You ready? Fun starts at 9 at the Gulu-Gulu Cafe in Salem https://t.co/zRb0V1geov

[Mitchy Dee @mitchydeeIRL]

Roses are red
My mixtape is fire
My high school computer was destroyed by Limewire

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Say what you will about the syntax and spelling of the English language but it is hands down the best language to swear in

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The greatest will they/won't they relationship in the history of literature is the "do you like my hat?/I do not" couple from Go Dog Go

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@Skeelo_MusiK would have needed at least 2 Genies and a Monkey's Paw to make that song happen

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So I want to start my own line of Ramen and base all the flavors off of famous guitar players. Names like Hendrix Hijiki, Garcia Garlic, etc. I'd call it Guitar Noodles