Mittons da Kittons

Just your average catgirl who uhh, found ... a beautiful seaside bungalow. Join me as we relax, in the bungalow.

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Hi hi!

I’m Mittons da Kittons! Your average catgirl, inviting you on a little vacation to my… umm… ocean bungalow.

And now that you’ve seen the model… I guess there’s no turning back.

🌊 FIRST STREAM: October 9th @ 8 PM ET / 5 PM PT
🌊 https://t.co/zNpCT8NB0D

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@AmaliaSolaris I like to think of it as the style of Mario sunshine

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Update: Helldivers training is complete. I managed to only kill Nevers and his friend a handful of times. I consider this an overwhelming unexpected success. Time to get a treat.

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TV show pitch: Verona v. Montague and Capulet

Romeo and Juliet are dead. Verona is in chaos. Now the Prince wants answers.

The Montagues and Capulets are brought to trial for the generations long feud that destroyed their children. A courtroom drama.

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Nevers has decided he wants to teach me how to play a first person shooter.

Who needs to be warned?

The Government? The civilians? Nevers? Me?

Should we evacuate?

I have questionable coordination and am prone to damage, and now a game with explosions?

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@FrostbyteVT It is where I stash my popcorn

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Happy National Mouse Day!

Celebrating with a 9th-century Irish poem about a cat who catches mice.

Today's literary selection: Pangur Bán.

Over a thousand years later, cats remain dedicated to their craft.

Some traditions are sacred.
#poem

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@Mip_the_Seabunn ohhhh that makes sense

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Is saltwater taffy suppose to have flavors?

Most of it just taste sticky

I like sticky

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The cardboard criminals are back! Mittons, Nevers, and Shiri are getting back together for more TCG Card Shop Simulator multiplayer chaos!

live: https://t.co/vjE0xrorPZ

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Pushing logs in Graveyard Keeper.

I am a serious cat.

I have important work to do.

69 logs ...Nice.

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Genius marketing.

Years later brain randomly goes: “reese's puffs, reese's puffs, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up”.

Cereal sounds right now

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Trapped in a house with a ghost and your only survival strategy is running in circles.

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@Mip_the_Seabunn My snackies and my monies 😭

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The catgirl has entered the hospitality industry. Does this mean I actually have to do work? Join ZeusCrab and I as we learn this new word "hospitality" together. I hope it means I get money.

LIVE: https://t.co/vjE0xrorPZ

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Wednesday stream update!

The Card shop collab will start at 6 ET / 3 pm PT

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STREAM SCHEDULE: NOV 8–14

A week of collabs

Sunday Graveyard Keeper
Monday Branzebeard's Tavern w/ Zeus Crab
7 PM ET / 4 PM PT
Wednesday TCG Card Shop w/ Nevers & Shiri
Friday NO STREAM.
Most streams at 8 PM ET / 5 PM PT, on Twitch.

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Can't even get the cat food through the door before My little freeloaders start screaming and trying to chewing holes in the bag. I know the auto feeder just went off, I live with tiny, food gremlins.

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JOKE OF THE WEEK

Thanksgiving is approaching, and I has an important culinary question...

Why didn't the cook season the turkey?

#puns #jokes

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The decision was made to rebranding as a foot model. Think of the toe beans. The wiggle jiggle physics it could have. Imagine.

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The graveyard cat girl clocked in yet again. Another day. Another shift. Another opportunity for the villagers to question how I got this job.

LIVE: https://t.co/vjE0xrorPZ