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Cuck chair of the day rating
Location: 8
Lighting: 10
View: 7.2
Splash Zone: 4.2
Ambiance: 8.3
Overall: 7.5/10

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@jacrispymchickn Slapping him with that cooked rubber.

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Is it really domestic abuse if my steak was well done?

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@Mittromneysnuts Shoot, If my steaks well done I’m drivin over and whoopin her grandpappy too

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@jacrispymchickn Arm is pushing it.

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Sometimes I pop a viagra into my protein shake just to be safe.

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DRINKING A CUP OF FOOD COLORING A DAY DOES NOT CHANGE THE COLOR OF YOUR YOU KNOW WHAT.

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@jacrispymchickn Carpet muncher.

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Used to go to the gym with my best friend every day at 8. Now I’m just racist and dissatisfied.

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@jacrispymchickn You’ll never guess what they did when I asked for a large.

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Gay son or Go to a takeover at an Oakland intersection?

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My white friend got a smoke alarm #Cantwaittomovebackin

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Came back from my dad’s house bald. He never had custody again.

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Dry jerkers are misunderstood by society.

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Give me Fafsa this year I want to flex on the homeless.

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Did the Costco Guys just kidnap the little fat kid where’s his parents?

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@jacrispymchickn Dressing up like a leprechaun and hiding my neighbors child.

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Leg day is designed for McYouKnowWhats.

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@jacrispymchickn Don’t worry I’m working on something.