🚨UPDATE: REAL MADRID OPTS FOR DNA TESTING ON VINÍCIUS JR. 🇧🇷
Real Madrid have reportedly been prompted to conduct DNA testing on Vinícius Jr. over his voice being different, changes in his playing style and facial appearance, a noticeably smaller physique, and a tattoo that appears to have disappeared.
These details have fuelled a bizarre theory that the man representing Real Madrid is a body double of Vinícius Jr.
A Brazilian witch doctor claimed Vini is at a luxury resort in the Bahamas, surrounded by women and living under a completely new identity. He claimed the footballer has settled comfortably into his new life and has absolutely no intention of returning to professional football.
The witch doctor said that Vini hired a lookalike to fulfil his contractual obligations with Real Madrid while he continues collecting his wages from paradise. One man faces the defenders; the other faces the ocean.
If that were true, football would be facing the impersonation scandal of the century, with potentially devastating consequences for Real Madrid.
Imagine enduring a dip in form so frustrating that people stop questioning your performances and start questioning whether you’re even the same person.😭
This Halloween I’m going as generative AI.
I’ll show up with no costume of my own, start borrowing pieces of everyone else’s outfits, drink all their water, and flip on every light in the house.
HBO and A24 are officially co-producing a 6-part 'BATMAN' detective series directed by Robert Eggers.
The project will reportedly be an R-rated, highly stylized period piece set in 1920s Gotham with zero CGI.
Introducing Griffin, the first model to pass the video Turing test.
48% of people who talked to it live thought it was a real human. Previous systems have had a pass rate <3%. It is #1 on NVIDIA's benchmark for full-duplex AI video.
It’s the first Human Interaction Model (HIM).
GTA fans can now buy a real-life version of Vice City's 100% completion T-shirt
It pays homage to Tommy Vercetti's iconic "I completed Vice City and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" outfit