Mitzi Sue McSaurus

CatLord thy Cat God. Enjoys catxercising, catxorcisms, cataclysms and long romantic walks by the food bowl. Seeking world domination and crunchy cat treats.

[Mitzi Sue McSaurus @MitziMcSaurus]

You came to the wrong neighbourhood...

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Soooo...uhm...this happened.... #notsurewherethisisgoing #saveme #jesuismitzi

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Tickles, pls.... NOW!! #jesuismitzi

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This might be my last tweet... they have taken over and I can't keep up with treat demands... #sendhelp #jesuismitzi

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My #mondaythoughts include finding out what's for breakfast, lunch&dinner, world politics and improving fur licking efficiency. #jesuismitzi

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@Lunachaz it's all in the eye of the beholder...but I shall deal with that soon enough 😈

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@KellyannePolls gettin' CATsplained

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Human, change the channel to @AnimalPlanet ...

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@TheEllenShow where can I buy the cat crowns?!

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@jackywilliams28 Can't give away plans. They are watching. 🤐

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DIET, DIET, DIE!!! #jesuismitzi #andthenthemurdersbegan

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Word! #jesuimitzi #mitzisue #CatsOfTwitter

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@DreamiesUK, I am fat. Your treats have been a big detour from my quest for world domination. Any advice? #jesuismitzi

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@ericsrobinson1 my house, tonight! Bring @DreamiesUK and long gloves for your protection!

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@AnimalsGalore GOOD! #catworlddomination #jesuismitzi

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#JESUISMITZI

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My catolick friends, let us purge our souls of other false CatLords and accept my rule of the food bowl. #catheists #catolicks #jesuismitzi

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@TheEconomist half of my energy transforms into wind...I believe we have a lot in common.

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@realDonaldTrump, I wish to present you with the opportunity of joining me in my quest to rid the world of canine companions. Yours truly.

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...and I enjoyed every second of it...#CatsOfTwitter