Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry

The dashing flower of House Bumbleberry. 🍇#CookieRunRP #CRRP

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

"The vines root as deep as the history within my veins."

A bloodline's successor documented by #CreepinCrinoid

Mysteries and intrigue abound in #CookieRunRP

[❝ HOST ❞ ✧ ೃ༄ @FIZZINGCLEBRITY]

[ Real, living Host is currently throwing sticks for Douggy across a field :) having a good time! ]

[❝ HOST ❞ ✧ ೃ༄ @FIZZINGCLEBRITY]

FAREWELL BUMBLEBERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y Y YY Y yy y y y y y

[ Dream Host continues to fall until disappearing into the black depths of the pool noodle ]

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

Bumbleberry sheds a single tear, for he must keep composed.

Like a rabid animal, he begins digging his way out of the pool noodle with nothing but his teeth.

Upon reaching the light of day, he wakes up in a groggy stupor.

"I hate it here," he remarks, wiping spit off his face.

[❝ HOST ❞ ✧ ೃ༄ @FIZZINGCLEBRITY]

FAREWELL BUMBLEBERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y Y YY Y yy y y y y y

[ Dream Host continues to fall until disappearing into the black depths of the pool noodle ]

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

"Well, if you say so."

Bumbleberry just decides to stop falling, clinging to the foam walls.

"Farewell, horrifically vivid dream doppelganger of Host Cookie..."

[❝ HOST ❞ ✧ ೃ༄ @FIZZINGCLEBRITY]

Im afraid not, my friend! I /am/ just a figment of your imagination, after all!

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

Both Host and Bumbleberry appear to be endlessly plummeting down a pit that resembles the inside of a pool noodle.

"...in that case, can you wake me up? I hate this one."

[❝ HOST ❞ ✧ ೃ༄ @FIZZINGCLEBRITY]

Hey hey HEY folks! Its Host Cookie reporting LIVE from your own dreams!

[⚡*ೃ༄ @bygonesletbe]

Trips on the ledge.

[༺ 𝕄𝔸𝔻𝔼𝕃𝔼𝕀ℕ𝔼 ༻ — ( she/her ) @DlVlNEOATH]

༺⚔🛡༻

Okay finally done with that excruciating 3 days GOODNIGHT DON’T TRIP ON THE LEDGE AGAIN WHILE I’M ASLEEP

[༺ 𝕄𝔸𝔻𝔼𝕃𝔼𝕀ℕ𝔼 ༻ — ( she/her ) @DlVlNEOATH]

She makes sure Bumble’s steady on his feet from the transition from her arms back to a standing, then bows to kiss the back of his hand.

“ Then it shall be so! “

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

"Yes, I thought the same thing...

Still, I certainly do not mind your company!"

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

"...my, a beacon of light in these trying times!"

He's half-swooned in her arms.

"As my horoscope said, "you will repeatedly eat shit on every curb you so much as look at incorrectly". I really should have listened."

[༺ 𝕄𝔸𝔻𝔼𝕃𝔼𝕀ℕ𝔼 ༻ — ( she/her ) @DlVlNEOATH]

Call her Lady Madeleine, Protector of Those Who Cross the Ledge! She appears once again to “catch” Bumbleberry in her arms.

“ My Lord! You must be careful! Many a Damsel has encountered a mild peril here. “

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

-Do not follow if under 15.

-Do not attempt to ship if you and/or your muse is under 18.

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

Bumbleberry stumbles on the two-foot wall the "damsel" was stressing over.

"CURSES!"

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

Bumbleberry bows and sees himself out.

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

"...okay. Good luck, I do suppose."

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

"Your honor."

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

"...
Well, that...seems like an invasion of Espresso's privacy."

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

"Who is 'Expresso'?"

Something about his pronunciation sounds deliberate and scathing.

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

He awkwardly scratched the back of his head.

"If you mean Lady Madeleine, I don't suppose she'd want to be studied...maybe...I'm not sure I understand your goal."

[Lord 🍇 Bumbleberry @MixedBerryNoble]

He doesn't.